*Goes to the doctor.*
Dr.: What's wrong Jeremy?
Jeremy: I got kissed by MD.
Dr: Who?
Jeremy: *Holds a picture of her.*
Dr.: So? It's just a kiss.
Jeremy: Would I get cooties?
Dr.: No, sorry, it's cute that you got kissed.
Jeremy: Whatever, well thanks doc. *Walks off.*
Dr: *Walks to nurse.*
Dr: I told you he wasn't gay!
Nurse: Fine, here's the $5.
XD