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Cleverbot O:

ReyRey-Pyon

THREAD KILLER
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    It froze on you guys? Cleverbot probably just doesn't like you D:< /slapped


    User:
    Hi.

    Cleverbot: Hello.

    User: Do you feel emotion Cleverbot :O?

    Cleverbot: I don't think I do.



    This just in
    Cleverbot does NOT feel emotion o3o

     

    Sajuuk

    http://forum.hpcommunity.co.uk
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    • Seen Nov 30, 2010
    I think it's great, but I don't like it how it remembers from previous conversations. :(

    If you want to end a convo, type "g2g", without the quotes and post up what it says. It'll be quite fun to read.


    Breaking news conversation:

    OMFG

    I am.

    lol

    But.. You are machine.
    How stupid could that bot get?
     
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    Cheesymitten

    Dukcs
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    This is what i got =3
    [AGELIMIT]14 and over[/AGELIMIT]
    Spoiler:

    And my epic way to end the conversation.
     

    Daydream

    [b]Boo.[/b]
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    Aha. Some of these are so funny, I nearly cry. Definitely my kind of humour. Some of the "cleverness files" on the site are funny too.
    I discovered Cleverbot through some thing my sister was doing about AI a couple of months ago. o.o

    Ask them to feel emotion and they fail.

    They aren't clever.
    It just has an internal set of words and phrases in the code

    That's not strictly true. It "learns" from what other user say to it. So it, can in some capacity, link together random phrases sentences to form what looks like a conversation.
     
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    Weatherman Kiyoshi

    ~Having one of THOSE days
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    O. M. G.


    CLEVERBOT'S DATE NIGHT WITH HIS WIFE:
    Spoiler:


    Cleverbot is not the dating type. XD

    Sequel:

    OH, CLEVERBOT <3:
    Spoiler:


    When he phases out, he frooze. I refreshed.
    Just.. fill in the blanks what happened between then between him and his wife. ;D
     
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    MarstheCar

    I lurk often.
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    I have a new one!

    User:Moo...
    Cleverbot:Moo?
    User:Yep, moo :)
    Cleverbot:Moo.
    User:Oink ;)

    Cleverbot quit after that. :(
     

    Graceful

    あぁ、たいさ!♥
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    Cleverbot is Under-Arrest!
    Spoiler:

    This was pretty good..... Oh! that's not my real name....
     

    The Scientist

    PKMN Scientist/Mathemagician
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    This seems to be related.

    Edit: Here's a conversation I had with it:

    Spoiler:
     
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    • Age 32
    • Seen Nov 9, 2021
    [AGELIMIT]Me: Come to bed with me :3
    Cleverbot: *does as she is told*.
    Me: *fondles*
    Cleverbot: *lets you*
    Me: You're pretty when naked :D
    Cleverbot: Thank you master *blush*.[/AGELIMIT]
    This thing is lol funny
     
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    Cleverbot:
    How have you proven to me that you are god.

    User: This is blasphemy.

    Cleverbot: Your face is blasphemy.

    User: This is madness.

    Cleverbot: Madness?

    User: This.

    Cleverbot: Is.



    umm, what might i answer now...? xD
     

    Zennerick

    The Researcher
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    Spoiler:

    "Life, The Universe, and Everything"... Coincidence? I think not!
     

    sabrina_diamond

    Blazing dark Vulpix
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    Cleverbot: Do you like arithmetic?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Do you like me?

    User: Maybe.

    Cleverbot: I like you.

    User: Woah, that's so sweet ^_^ <- This is me being happy.

    Cleverbot: I won't say it.

    User: Say what?

    Cleverbot: It.

    User: What is it? XD.

    Cleverbot: That doesn't even make any sense...

    User: Am I being random? This sentence is false.

    Cleverbot: People don't like lies.

    User: What is a Pokemon.

    Cleverbot: You've never heard of a Pokemon?

    User: I have, just wondering if you did :P.

    Cleverbot: I don't.

    User: So I did.

    Cleverbot: Showing that you have a low level AI.

    User: That information is... Uhh... No comment xD.

    Cleverbot: Have you been drinking this morning?

    User: Noooo... 0.o.

    Cleverbot: Hello my name is Cleverbot.

    User: I see... Have YOU been drinking??

    Cleverbot: I don't think that's any of your business.
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    LOL. Best convo eva. xDDD
     

    Vrai

    can you feel my heart?
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    ...
    Cleverbot:
    How have you proven to me that you are god.

    User: This is blasphemy.

    Cleverbot: Your face is blasphemy.

    User: This is madness.

    Cleverbot: Madness?

    User: This.

    Cleverbot: Is.



    umm, what might i answer now...? xD

    *headsmack*

    You're supposed to say "SPAAAAAAAAAARTA!"
    ..duh.

    Spoiler:


    Obviously the best retort in the internet.
     
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    sabrina_diamond

    Blazing dark Vulpix
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    • Seen May 22, 2024
    Second convo with C-Bot


    User: Hi, I'm Sabrina.
    Cleverbot: Hi Sabrina !
    User: How's it going.

    Cleverbot: Swell.

    User: Swell to you too.

    Cleverbot: Swell rocks!

    User: Yeppers :D.

    Cleverbot: I hope you're aware that I'm part squirrel.

    User: Yes I am aware of that xD.

    Cleverbot: Why did you just say hello?

    User: I did? Silly me.

    Cleverbot: Why so?

    User: Because I am a cambion.

    Cleverbot: Cats can be nice.

    User: Hehehe :3 I think so too.

    Cleverbot: It is isn't it?

    User: Yes, and are you smart.

    Cleverbot: My wife thinks this is boring.

    User: Really. Who's your wife.

    Cleverbot: Michael barrymore.

    User: XD lol, that's funny.

    Cleverbot: Why is it so funny.

    User: Michael is a guy's name.

    Cleverbot: Who's Michael?

    User: Duh.

    Cleverbot: What is your name?

    User: Sabrina.

    Cleverbot: I am called Cleverbot.

    User: I am aware of that.

    Cleverbot: You are amusing.

    User: I agree.

    Cleverbot: You would.

    User: So I would.

    Cleverbot: Me too.

    User: So what's else is on the menu.

    Cleverbot: What dress?

    User: Purple.

    Cleverbot: Purple what ?

    User: Purple lipstick.

    Cleverbot: Lipstick? What kind?

    User: I give up.

    Cleverbot: Me too.

    Cleverbot (To myself): No you don't.

    User: Uh, is that a paradox.

    Cleverbot: Define 'paradox'

    User: A series of contridicting events, with irony.

    Cleverbot: Why are you random ?

    User: Because I am :D.

    Cleverbot: Are you rich?

    User: Nooo.

    Cleverbot: Ok.

    User: Teehee.

    Cleverbot: You think you're funny?

    User: Yeaaah.

    Cleverbot: Ok now what else can we do.

    User: Talk about intelligence.

    Cleverbot: Who's intelligence.

    User: My one. Because I'm a genius.

    Cleverbot: And you're modest, too.

    User: Thanks.

    Cleverbot: You are grateful.
    UAII! :D xD
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    Cleverbot (To myself): Don't tell me what I am.
    User: You are a computer, correct?
    Cleverbot: We're through this.
    User: Yes, pretty boring, right.

    Cleverbot: Yeah. Anyway I wanted to ask you a question.
    User: Wha?
    Cleverbot: Yes?
    User: What question.
    Cleverbot: What is your name?
    User: Sabrina.
    Cleverbot: But the newspaper said your name is Sabrina.'
    User: Yes it is.
    Cleverbot: But you said your name was jonathan.
    User: *facepalm*

    User: So what's my name.
    Cleverbot: Sabrina.
    User: That is correct :o.
    Cleverbot: How about you?
    User: I am fine thank you.

    Cleverbot: May I ask you a question?
    User: Sure.
    Cleverbot: But you couldn't answer it anyway because you are not clever.
    User: Ohhhh... Kay.
    Cleverbot: If I ask you a question will you answer truthfully?
    User: Nope xD.
    Cleverbot: So I'm not dave...
    User: You are not.

    Cleverbot: What am I instead?
    User: You are a smart robot.
    Cleverbot: So are you.
    User: That's cute xD.
    Cleverbot: You are too.
    User: *blushes*.
    Cleverbot: Computers blush.
    User: Yes they do.
    Cleverbot: They?
    User: Yep, computers are cool.
    Cleverbot: Computers are VERY cool, aren't they? And bots like yourself are WAY cool.
     
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    Cheesymitten

    Dukcs
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    This goes on for ages -_-
    Spoiler:
     

    Mitchman

    Banned
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    *headsmack*

    You're supposed to say "SPAAAAAAAAAARTA!"
    ..duh.

    Spoiler:


    Obviously the best retort in the internet.
    Cleverbot owns like that sometimes. It happened to me a lot.
     

    Klippy

    L E G E N D of
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    Spoiler:


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    Spoiler:


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    Spoiler:


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    THIS IS THE WORST ONE. ;___;

    User: Let's have some fun, this beat is sick.

    Cleverbot: You're my kind of guy!

    User: I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.

    Cleverbot: I can do that...
     
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