Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, now god is dead.

I wish you hadn't made a wish for the death of Arceus.

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

ok... except I still did so ha.

I wish I was god

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, now there are four gods (Mew, Arceus, Gira-Ho and you).

I wish for more mankey poo.

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

Ok... but falls on your head, again.

I wish all the gods fussed into one super pokemon god

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but you explode from having too much power.

I wish that there was an election for the next god.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You lose.

I wish that this wish was "SUPER EFFECTIVE!"

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

granted, but I win

I wish the super pokemon god came back to life and doesn't explode

 

[Harry Blue5]

@jigglyppuff8: Granted, but it kills a legendary that could've of been caught.
@Gen.Gun Blazer: Granted, it falls into a black hole instead.

I wish for Horsea pie.

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

Granted, but the Super Pokemon God Gen.Gun Blazer and eats it

I wish I the god of the Univerese

 

[Harry Blue5]

DENIED!

I wish that all wishes would be POKéMON-RELATED.

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

granted but life is eaten by evevee

I wish for a bidoof

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, it evolves into a Bibarel and stares into your eyes for a thousand years, making you look at it.

I wish for a Rattata.

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

It evolves into a MAGIKARP!!!!!!!! wait,WTF

I wish I had magikarp stew

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but it evolves into Gyrados stew and gives you a stomach ache.

I wish for Gyrados pie.

 

[Skystrike]

Ok but too big for your mouth...
I wish that harry will drink mankey pee.

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

ok...NOT!!!!!

I wish was a bidoof

 

[Skystrike]

nooo! denied!
i wish that people could understand ubers.

 

[Harry Blue5]

Thanks for denying me drinking mankey pee, Gen. Gun (lol).

Granted, but noobs kill everyone for being smarter than them.

I wish for Magikarp pie.

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

ok a Magikarp eats it

I wish I zangose

 

[salmence33]

Granted but you are a deformed zangoose

I wish I knew what a rontom is