Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[Ivix Kuroshu]

Granted, but they explode on contact.

I wish I could find a shiny Zangoose...

 

[Latiace]

Granted! However, the Zangoose is untrainable...

I wish for a Klondike Bar.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, it's taken by Team Rocket, FOR EVIL!!!
I wish I was an uncatchable Pokemon.

 

[Latiace]

Granted but you die of sugar rush.

I wish I was a talking Bulbasaur! (I'll still be wearing a hat. XD)

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but sciencetist catch you and learn about your hat.
I wish there was a chip related Pokemon. (I'm hungry)

 

[Latiace]

Weird, I was just eating a bag of chips a few minutes ago...
*Eats all of the chip pokemon*

I wish there were more Kit Kat bars! (My favorite candy. XD)

 

[Ivix Kuroshu]

Granted, but Snorlax eats all the Kit Kats in the world. And then sits on you.

I wish there was a faster way to release all the Zangoose from my PC...(I was trying to breed one with the right nature, now 3 or 4 boxes are just Zangoose)

 

[Artimis]

granted. Your game just got erased though

I wish I had a real pokemon

 

[Camo]

Granted, but there is no one to battle.....

I wish that everyone knew about pokemon.

 

[Artimis]

granted, but no one likes it anymore

 

[Ivix Kuroshu]

Granted, but all existing Pokemon games explode and they cease production of any new ones.

I wish there was an HM move that let you ride your Pokemon.

 

[Artimis]

granted, but no one likes it anymore( i forgot to open post a wish lol)

i wish that i was rich

 

[Ivix Kuroshu]

Granted, but some hobo steals all your money.

I wish there was a Pokemon game that allowed you to travel to all regions.

 

[The Apprentice™]

Granted, but it sucks and no longer worth it.

I wish I could run really fast from town to town like the legendary beast

 

[Ivix Kuroshu]

Granted, but you encounter a wild Pokemon every time you step into a different patch of grass.

I wish SoulSilver was already out in America.

 

[*~Frost Umbreon~*]

Granted, but all the copies are apparently hacked and you can't start a new file.

I wish I had some more wishes for people to corrupt. D:

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, so they are corrupted.(?)
I wish I colud play Pokemon all day today.

 

[Ivix Kuroshu]

Granted, and all your Pokemon got to level 100 and you even managed to catch a few shinies. But you turn it off without saving.

I wish Jesse and James would be evil, like they were in the second episode of the anime.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but they get shot since they were unstopable.
i wish I was Missingo.

 

[Goron]

Granted, But your existence gets deleted when you save.

I wish i had a bucket with unlimited master balls