Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[Blaziquaza]

Granted,but you are just about to DIE in it.
I wish that people woudn't corrupt Pokemon for their own purposes...

 

[rockman0]

Granted, but now Geodude is the big pest.

I wish I had someone to take me to Toys R Us tomorrow for the Arceus Event.

 

[Latiace]

Granted but they run out of Arceus and give you a Zubat.

I wish I was a Bulbasaur in the Pokemon world so I can finally have a excuse for not doing my homework. XD

 

[~Frozen Darkness~]

Granted, but you get captured when a Magikarp slaps a Poke Ball in your face. AND you never get sent out.

I wish that Heart Gold/Soul Silver would be released in other countries today.

 

[rockman0]

Granted, but they're actually bombs that exploded as soon as they are loaded into the game. Pokemon takes over the real world! Mwahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!

I hope I don't get a Zubat instead of an Arceus at the event tomorrow. *shudder*

 

[*~Frost Umbreon~*]

Granted. It's a Rattata.

I wish Bagon was in Diamond and Larvitar in Pearl. D:

 

[Polizard]

Granted but there the only pokemon found in each

i wish i could go to toys r us

 

[SCV058]

Granted but the store burned down when you got there

I wish I had a working action replay

 

[hyperblast81]

Granted, but when you load it in, it destroys your save and makes a series of missiles launch destroying the world.

I wish that people who play pokemon won't get made fun of if they announce it to the world.

Heh I dare you to corrupt that

 

[MarstheCar]

*Sigh* Granted, but now they get shot.
I wish I had a Bulbasaur on my team.

 

[Fire Wolf]

Granted, but all the Bulbasaur's are dead, burned by Charizard's. :D
I wish Garchomp was OU :D.

 

[Latiace]

I destroyed you because I don't know what OU means. -.-;

I wish Pikachu was replaced with a legendary wolf.

 

[Monochrome]

Granted but the wolf fits in the palm of your hand and only learns splash.

I wish I knew what Magikarp tasted like...

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it tastes so nasty, that you die.
I wish I could go on a Pokemon adventure.

 

[Latiace]

Granted but Prof. Rowan chooses me as your partner and I annoy you so much that you die. XD

I wish I was a Lati@s!

 

[The Bringer!]

Alright, but now you don't exist and are stuck in a video game. Once some n00b captures you, your freewill will be forfeight! >=D

I wish that you could buy jam in the pokemon games.

 

[sanjeev7]

Granted but Ash kills himself for her
I wish May's Johto Adventures were in english in the us

 

[The Bringer!]

Alright, but it turns out they suck.

I wish that you could choose from more pokemon at the beginning of the game.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but there are so many choices, your head explodes from the awesomness.
I wish I knew what to wish for. :'(

 

[Latiace]

Granted but it disappears every time you try to post it. D:

I wish Santa Claus would give me a DS and a Dialga and a Mudkip plushie this year!