Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[Hybrid Trainer]

Ok but now they look so cute you couldnt live with yourself if you made them
battle

I wish the original trio had a big puzzle behind them like the regi trio

 

[Ninetales433]

Granted,but the puzzle was so complicated it took you years to figure it out.
I wish Electric type moves are effective against Rock and Ground types.

 

[Hybrid Trainer]

Ok but they only take off 1HP with every attack

I wish the new pokemon were more interesting

 

[Porygon-2000]

Granted, but they become so popular they dont even bother putting the classic ones in (like zubat!)

I wish I had a Cradily

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it crawls away.
I wish I had a Diglett.

 

[pokefan345]

Granted, but it drinks 4 trillion cans of Coke and starts peeing all over you. Then it runs away.

I wish I owned the English version of Pokemon HeartGold before every one else.

 

[Toxicroak]

Granted, but word gets out you have it and every pokemon fan beats you up and they fight over the game card and it breaks and they all blame you even though your dead and they kill you again ( somehow?)

BUT THEN! they revive you only to kick you in the crotch. you die from the pain : D

i wish Gardevoir's sprite had a huge rack xD

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but you die by Drowzee stampede.
I wish I was Latios.

 

[Toxicroak]

granted, but then some 7 year old catches you and makes you a HM slave

i wish there was a steel/grass type 5th gen pokemon

 

[pokefan345]

Granted, but it can't level up and you can only catch it at Lv. 0

I wish I could draw Pokemon.

 

[Emotion.]

Granted but they all look like Diglet.

I wish I was a Pikachu.

 

[pokefan345]

Granted but you get an anger management problem, and you shock everything you see with 4 trillion volts of electricity, including your family and house.

I wish Nintendo made personal computers.

 

[The Girl Once named Tracie]

Granted, but they crash every other week and have a filter on them that doesn't allow anything to be shown other than educational websites.

I wish that there were enough people that liked pokemon in my town that we could start a pokemon club

 

[Hybrid Trainer]

Granted but there all so good at playing pokemon they kick you out for not being any good

I wish there was a decent 3D pokemon game

 

[Vendour]

^ Granted, but it's available exclusively in Japan and can't be made into a .rom

I wish Gyarados was a duel Dragon type rather than flying, since it is a dragon, and cannot fly.

 

[pokefan345]

Granted, but because of the Dragon in it, it rages even worse, and completely destroys your life.

I wish the person below me invented the next 5 generations of Pokemon, sent them to Nintendo, and successfully got all of his/her ideas into (a) game(s).

 

[Meepman]

Granted, but I have absolutely no creativity so all of the pokemon are just perfect representations of real life animals, the villains are called team meanie faces and they all use caterpies, and their plan is to catch probopass make everyone grow a mustache, and we have tons of new types but these types are:
tree type
specter type
wind type
dirt type
stone type
lightning type
lava type
telekinesis type
evil type
liquid type
combat type
nothing type
arthropod type
metal type
cold type
and venom type
But on the bright side I'm rich now! :D

I wish I got a ds for Christmas.

 

[Ninetales433]

Granted,but it broke before you even played with it :(
I wish I had Pokemon Mystery Dungeon:Explorers of the Sky.

 

[Vendour]

^ Granted, but it is defective and will not play.

I wish the old voice actors and actresses for the English dub of Pokemon could return.

 

[pokefan345]

(idk anything about Pokemon anime, but)Granted, but after their first episode doing it again, they are all murdered.

I wish Pikachu had an alternate evolution.