Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[Toxicroak]

granted but they cant find a good quality recording so its all fuzzy

( and it wasnt fake... it turned out to be an abstract pokemon cap )


I wish it wasnt an abstract hat

 

[Cyndaquasher]

Granted, but gazing at it for even a second causes your eyes to burst! This is the power of the gen 5 pokemon!

I wish I hadn't pal park'd my rayquaza from sapphire to diamond...

 

[The Girl Once named Tracie]

granted. You transported every other pokemon, however, and Rayquaza got tired of being alone and flew away.

I wish that I for sure had a spot in the pokemon video game world championships.

 

[Cyndaquasher]

Granted, but you lose in the first round. Also, you're naked! This is not a dream!

I wish I knew why my DS likes to lose power JUST as I'm about to beat a gym leader or catch something nice and rare...

 

[The Girl Once named Tracie]

granted, but it's a problem you can never fix.

I wish the pokemon hall of fame that I'm making my friend for christmas was finished.

 

[JY]

Granted, but it's lousy so your friend burns it.

I wish my torterra didn't suck.

 

[Hybrid Trainer]

ok but all your other pokemon suck.

i wish i worked for nintendo creating pokemon

 

[Skystrike]

Granted. You get to sit. Not use the programs they use to make the pokemon games.

I wish I worked for Nintendo, Game Freak and The Pokemon Company making pokemon games.

 

[Prince_of_Light]

Granted, but you get fired a month later for having an inferior performance. D=

I wish I got a free platinum version.

 

[Toxicroak]

granted but its one of the ones at the markets that crash when you start to play

i wish i had some cola :(

 

[gummybarz]

Cola? Is that a pokemon? Anyways granted, but if you drink it you die :0

I wish I had a real life pikachu.

 

[Toxicroak]

granted but its got an attitude problem and pumped 10,000 volts into you and you died

i wish i was imortal

 

[Hybrid Trainer]

Ok but then the whole universe gets destroyed and you are left floating there for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever.

I wish there was a decent pokemon game for the wii

 

[Toxicroak]

granted, but it was so good that it cost $600

I wish lucario was a little bit faster in brawl

 

[The Bringer!]

It is a bit faster, but to "balance" the game it's also a lot weaker >=)

I wish that I could eat my sandwich while playing diamond without getting cheese on the ds =<

 

[Hybrid Trainer]

Ok but then the crumbs fall inbetween the touch screen and the case and break the DS

i wish that there were more new pokemon moves

 

[Ninetales433]

Granted,but each new Pokemon move had no effect like Splash.
I wish that the Sinnoh Region wasn't that cold.

 

[Chary]

Granted, but it's sooo hot that everything melts in said region.
I Wish Charizard doesn't halfway faint when Stealth Rock is up...

 

[Hybrid Trainer]

Ok but instead he completly faints.

I wish splash never existed!

 

[Toxicroak]

Granted but now theres an even stupider move that does the same thing while the opponent calls you a noob

"magikarp use splash mark II on rattata!"

Magikarp: Karp.. Magikarp..

Rattata: " wha..what is this crap! your such a freakin' n00b!"


I wish the lake trio didn't look so wimpy