Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[Mr.Silver]

Granted but its only its only attack to learn is selfdestruct

I wish i had a torchic

 

[Bui Bui Buizel]

Wish granted but it won't obey you :-[.

I wish Buizel was more loved :3.

 

[The Bringer!]

Granted, but people would eventually start hating it because it was so over used.

I wish that there were more pokemon to catch early on in the game.

 

[MechaTrickster]

granted but theyre pigdeys and magikarps

I wish for a magical turkey similar to ho-oh

 

[Mr.Silver]

Granted,But its actually an alien which came to destroy earth
I wish that this wish was not actually a wish

 

[ShinyPikachu777]

Granted, but since you wished that wish wasn't a wish, your brain overloads from the confusion.

I wish that the next wish wasn't corrupted. :)

 

[The Bringer!]

Okay then, Mr. Smartypants. Your wish isn't corrupted, but it doesn't accomplish anything either since there was no actual wish.

I wish that there were more pokemon that could learn explosion!

 

[Mr.Silver]

Granted but they make the world explode
I wish my Bulbasuars head would explode

 

[The Bringer!]

Your bulbasaurs head is no more. Unfortunately, the explosion from its head rapes you horribly.

I wish that there was a sandwich pokemon.

 

[ShinyPikachu777]

Granted, but it only knows eating-related moves like Swallow.

I wish that the next person was granted immortal life.

 

[Mr.Silver]

Granted but it will be extremely dull(Dammit)
I wish i could speak japanese

 

[GoldvsRed]

Granted, but you forget to speak English.

I wish more people liked Electrode.

 

[Mr. Tabachi]

Yaaaaaay pple lije eletrode but it it blose them upp =))

i wish i wsnt a virgin

 

[Mr.Silver]

Granted,But you lose it by getting raped by a tangla
I wish that Anime was x9001 times better

 

[GoldvsRed]

Granted, but all other animes really suck now.

I wish people would stop mistaking Red for Ash.

 

[JoltIce]

Granted, but as a result. Gold's official name is now Jimmy.

(Btw I hate it when people do that too D: )


I wish Pokeballs had a 100% Catch Rate.

 

[Mr.Silver]

Granted but they cost 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 pokedollars
I wish i had an infinite amount of rare candys

 

[The Bringer!]

Granted, but this new item called a rare candys lowers the pokemon's level by forty two. (The real kind would be rare candies, not candys)

 

[Mr.Silver]

Granted,Rare candies are no more(and you didnt even wish anything)
I wish i had $10,000,000 to buy pokemon games with

 

[Minun456]

Granted, but the $10,000,000 was a Spy!
I wish for infinite non-corruptible wishes and a BLU Team Totodile.