Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but psychic types have a zero catch rate and pokemon no longer learn psychic type moves

i wish pikachu had some ketchup

 

[mockingod]

Granted but the ketchup was actually blood Your blood and Pikachu's blood combined and pikachu said it tasted good [20 years later] pikachu died of AIDS

I wish our starter pokemon was at lvl 70

 

[SilverStilletto]

geez! way to depress me!

granted, but it still has lv. 1 stats and only 30 lvs to improve them.

i wish using action replay didnt make pikachu cry

 

[mockingod]

Granted it made him fart a 30 second long fart and it was silent but deadly

I wish we didnt have to fight gyms

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted. but then we never get more of the story than up until where youre supposed to fight the first gl

I wish groudon would tell mocking that he and i are starting to dominate the poketriv forum and then step on him

 

[mockingod]

granted but he accidentaly steps on u
I wish Pokemon games were more epic

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but only thru events and you gotta pay for 'em. like a lot.

i wish i could go into the world of pokemon special and shout NINE!! at them.

 

[mockingod]

granted but then Ninetales shows up and uses blast burn on you
I wish arcanine had a third evolution

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but its vulpix. go figure.

i wish they knew what it meant when i shout NINE!!! at them

 

[Lady Gaga]

granted, but they went to another, unkown country, and you never saw3 them again!

I wish everybody stopped saying Magicarp is a fail!

 

[mockingod]

Granted they'll say MagiKarp is a FAIL [XD you spelled magikarp wrong

I wish pokemon could go up to 4 evolutions

 

[FatedBlitz]

Granted,but when they reach the last evolution,they explode and die.
I wish magikarp were legendaries...

 

[mockingod]

Granted but all the other legendaries mysteriously dissapeard.
I wish Feebas was better than magikarp

 

[alymaru]

granted because they are

i wish that humans could evovle like pokemon

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted... we evolve into wurmple, weedle, or caterpie and lose our intelligence

i wish all the wishes made on this thread came true because an undead jirachi heard them

 

[alymaru]

Granted but then a living one heard and killed the undead one

I wish i was a Waillord

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, youve got everything except the lungs. poor drowned wailord.

i wish i wished for this a while ago

 

[alymaru]

granted but you got it now

I wish i could eat a Waillord

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted. but now you are not hungry.

i wish it were easier to unlock the regis

 

[mockingod]

Granted , to unlock the regi's you have to release all of your pokemon

I wish for a wish