Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but the gameplay sucks.
I wish I had an Pokemon shaped icecream.

 

[Maxedg8s]

Granted, but instead it eats you.

I wish for a corrupted magikarp. xD

 

[Goron]

Granted but he dies cause of swine flu

I wish MewTwo would come back

 

[Maxedg8s]

Granted, but now all of the pokemon is cloned.

I wish for a pen tablet. :I

 

[SolarAbusoru]

Granted, but it malfunctions due to some Magneton's

I wish for all my Pokemon to have Pokerus

 

[Lucariotoes]

Granted but Gamefreak decided that it kills your Pokemon now.

I wish I had... telephonesis!

 

[Maxedg8s]

Granted, but then the director of Shorts comes in and takes them. :T

I wish for a pikachu from Yellow Forest from HG/SS.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it has a bad personality.
I wish I had a Pokemon egg in real life.

 

[Maxedg8s]

Granted, but I used it for my breakfast burrito.

I wish for a pokemon wifi event that doesn't have to be at toy's r us. -_-

 

[*~Frost Umbreon~*]

Granted, but it hatches into a real life Totodile who bites your head off.

I wish Magikarp had some kind of godly power to destroy everything in its way.

 

[kreechurkid]

@maxedg8s: Granted but now it's at the bottom the sea, currently inaccessible by humans.

@Frost Umbreon: It destroys you (duh)

I wish my magikarp knew my gyarados' moves.

 

[Maxedg8s]

DENIED

I wish for The Pokemon Company to have games made for the X-Box.

 

[kreechurkid]

Ok but the gameplay is Viva Pinata styled so it sucks.

 

[The Girl Once named Tracie]

well, since the person above me didn't wish....

I wish that Ash would get his Muk back from professor Oak

 

[Goron]

Granted but he gets into a fight with ash and they go their separate ways

I wish Prof.Oak would make out with ash

 

[*~Frost Umbreon~*]

Granted, but Ash ditches Oak for Misty. (lol)

I wish that Eevee had 17 evolutions for every type.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but they all look so cool, your head explodes.
I wish I was a Charizard

 

[*~Frost Umbreon~*]

Granted, but a Blastoise uses Surf on you.

I wish there was a peanut Pokemon.

 

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted. A squirrel eats it.

I wish for a more easily accessible PC.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it is always full.
I wish I had Pokemon rainboots.