Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[Maraala]

Granted but it's a really old Dragonite

I wish i could snuggle a Growlithe

 

[valor555]

granted but you get third degree burns
i wish nintendo and microsoft would team up and release a pokemon game for the 360

 

[Maraala]

granted but it would suck

i wish there was a Flying type Eeveelution

 

[Zeturic]

Granted, but it evolves via trade holding an event only item that you'll never get.

I wish I knew what to wish for...

 

[valor555]

granted but you wish for a magikarp who only learns splash and doesnt evolve
i wish black and white would be free

 

[Ame]

Granted, But you can't get it.

I wish I had the pokemon games~

 

[Tanaki]

Granted, but their internal clocks are all fried and you can't save your progress, and all the cd games are scratched to freeze up when attempting a save.

I wish I could ride around inside of a Bronzong to pop out and scare people.

 

[chickenofunity]

Granted, but one day it does'nt let you out, and eats you.

I wish there was a ghost type Eevee.

 

[Diablerie]

Granted, but it only knows Tackle.

I wish Buizel had better stats.

 

[Ame]

Granted, but it takes longer to level up.

I wish magikarp was a rare pokemon with better moves.

 

[Ezashin Koori]

Granted, but its still all you get

I wish that Skarmory gets an Lightening Bruiser Evolution, and I was it (Lightening Bruisers are, in this case, a mon that has well rounded stats that is powerful, like Arceus)

 

[pikaboy1994]

Granted but it only eveolves from trade and your wifi is broken.
I wish that my pokemon would have maxed stats.

 

[IceFireLighnting]

Granted, but the only moves your pokemon know are Swagger, Flatter, Encore and Splash.

I wish that...time sped up to 2012. So that I could have Black and White.

 

[Corruptodile]

Granted, but the world ends.

I wish that all Electric Pokémon were real. :)

 

[Father-nature]

Granted but they are mean!

I wish tyranitars were giganticer then they are!

 

[IceFireLighnting]

Granted, but they act just like Godzilla. Times... however many Tyranitars are in the world.MWAHAHAHAHA!

I wish that I was high ranking in Nintendo. So I could give you what you want!=) Corrupt that wish.

 

[Father-nature]

granted but your co workers treat you like **** :S

I wish there weren't any event pokemon.

Granted but your co workers treat you very badly.

I wish there weren't any event pokemon.

 

[IceFireLighnting]

Granted, but your game loses point for wifi, SO NO MORE WIFI PLAZA!!!>:]

I wish that Pokemon could learn more than 4 moves.

 

[Yuukihime]

Granted but they only have one power point each move D;<

I wish they made a Pokemon game that didn't have the same old storyline.

 

[Ame]

Granted, but you have to go backwards.

I wish they had a game where you can interact with pokemon through your DS.