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Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

Granted. But then all your pokemon are unable to battle because of a rapid spread of a mutated Pokerus virus.

I wish that GameFreak would hurry up and and make Ruby/Sapphie/Emerald Remakes and I would be the first person to play them.
 
Granted, but it comes in gen V format instead of the awesomeness of Gen 6's enhancements

I wish Ursaring was alot faster and a lil bulkier while retaining its massive attack
 
Granted but then it has a max of 1 Hp which you cannot modify.

I wish that Taylor Swift was battle-able and Catch-able pokemon.
 
Granted. Japan-exclusive DLC. We went over this.

I wish my Genesect on PO could always outspeed other Genesects.

Granted. But its attack would be far inferior to all the other genesects

I wish I could get a shiny charmander.
 
Attack my *** (not like that!), my Genesect is a special sweeper.

Granted, you can! Go to a 2nd gen game, obtain a female Charizard, a male shiny Gyarados and breed away. The inherent shiny IV configuration from the shiny Gyarados has a 1/64 chance to be passed onto the newborn Chaemander. Easy peasy.

I wish all my predictions in competitive battling went correctly.
 
Granted, but then the competitve battling server gets permanently shut down.

I wish that I had a Milotic(Seriously, I've got 20 Feebas in Ruby)
 
Granted, but then it is the weakest and ugliest Milotic ever.

I wish that Pokemon X & Y would be released today.
 
Granted. They are released today AS THEY ARE. In the current state they are in. BUGGY AS HELL and most things aren't implemented fully/at all.

I wish Keldeo would go Uber.
 
Granted. Then they decided it was to o/p to be paired with kyogre or politoaed so no perma rain for keldeo

I wish Ursaring would go OU
 
Granted. It goes to OU, then promptly to NU.

I wish Chespin would evolve into a physical sweeper. Please no special sweeping.
 
Granted. Chespin evolves into a janitor.

I wish 2nd gen games can trade into 3rd gen games.
 
Granted, but since the Pokémon defining and stat system was changed, these changes are made to traded Pokémon:
-They have no SpD IVs
-Their gender is changed (because we need to generate a new personality value)
-Shinies are no longer shiny (same reason as above)
-They only have up to 15 IVs despite the maximum having been lifted

I wish I had a Genesect that would NOT try to kill me or anyone else.
 
Granted. It then goes on an uncontrolable rampage from pent up hostility

I wish Ursaring was really good at video games and sports(ex. pokeathlon)
 
Granted. He beats you at everything and you ragequit all your pvp video games and sports, Ursaring has nobody to play with and leaves you.

I wish I had a flight form Genesect-shaped WORKING hoverboard that would NOT malfunction EVER.

A flight form Genesect is this thing:
Spoiler:
 
Granted. He beats you at everything
Lol i'd be fine with that. Its actually kinda hilarious


Oh and Granted, you were shot out the air by a genesect who thought you were mistreating another genesect(your hoverboard)

I wish my Ursaring wasnt weak to fighting and its defenses against the other types stayed the same
 
Granted, your Ursaring gets banned from everywhere.

I wish these wishes about Ursarings would stop already! It's as annoying as my Genesect wishes!
 
Bah, granted, but it only stays like that for the remainder of the day

I wish dialga's roar of time didnt have a recoil effect
 
Dude, it doesn't. It has a RESTING TURN. You can't have a powerful attack without a powerful drawback. Anyways your wish is invalid because that isn't recoil.

I wish for... MLP referencing NPCs in the 6th gen games! (OMG this is so abusable)
 
Recoil meaning a negetive effect resting included, but w/e

Granted but those NPCs are extreemly obscure in location and dull in their references that it scarcely even matters

I wish for all 3 gen VI starters to have cool evolutions
 
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