Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

[deoxys121]

Wish granted, but when you hug her, she whispers in your ear "Sorry, but this is just a dream." Then, you wake up to find that your Latias have disappeared from every Pokemon save file you have.

I wish I could play fetch with a real Herdier.

 

[Tanaki]

Granted, but it gets attacked by a pack of Stoutlands, who proceed to attack you with a constant barrage of Take Downs until they knock themselves out.

I wish they made a Ghost/Normal type with Justified for teh lulz.

 

[refep]

wish granted. but you cant catch one.
I wish that pokemon ruby had fakemon in it.

 

[U.Flame]

I wish they made a Ghost/Normal type with Justified for teh lulz.

If you mean Type combination then wish literally granted! Except the Justified part. https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/4,%E3%82%A5

I wish glitch Pokemon like the 1st gen existed in all gens.

Also, if Ruby had fakemon, they wouldn't be fakemon. That would make them official.

 

[smithtism]

Those count as two separate wishes, so DENIED!!!

I wish for a pet Skitty.

 

[U.Flame]

Granted. But Skitty mated with Wailord. Have fun with your pancake!

I wish I could transfer .4 to later generations.

 

[deoxys121]

Granted, but when transferred to Black and White, it turns into a Lv0 Invisible Shiny Bulbasaur.

I wish this really was a Pikachu.

Spoiler:

 

[Moltres Rider]

granted, then it electrifies you

I wish I could kiss Reshiram on the lips

 

[deoxys121]

Granted, but then Reshiram Blue Flares your face off.

I wish N would appear in the anime.

 

[Moltres Rider]

granted but he only appeared in the background for a second...

I wish I wasn't dealing with "Swing Favorite Pokemon Lead" issues, the lead for my favorite Pokemon has been swinging back and forth from Reshiram to Zekrom and back quite frequently, I Wish that it was stay the same Pokemon as number 1 instead of swinging...

 

[smithtism]

Granted. Your number 1 is Geodude now.

I wish Pokemon couldn't die.

 

[Moltres Rider]

granted now the world gets overpopulated with Pokemon, now human numbers are limited because there is so many Pokemon crowding the Earth

I wish I had a logical explanation for why I am physically attracted to Reshiram!

 

[smithtism]

Granted. You're nuts!

I wish Liepard had decent stats.

 

[U.Flame]

Granted! Then all Pokemon except Liepard get above-decent stats.

I wish Pokemon Quartz was rereleased with corrected grammar.

 

[Moltres Rider]

granted, but the corrected grammar release was translated into Japanese and released in Japanese

I wish I had the same pretty blue eyes as Reshiram, exactly the same...

 

[U.Flame]

Granted. You have giant freaky eyes now. Good luck with society.

I wish I can learn Japanese.

 

[Moltres Rider]

granted, but now the Japanese speak English, making all Pokemon games English now... too bad you don't remember how to speak English anymore


I wish Zekrom would use Bolt Strike on my sister's boyfriend who dumped her,

 

[U.Flame]

Granted. Your Zekrom is considered dangerous and put down. You're arrested for conspiracy to murder.

I wish I could make an anime of my hack.

 

[AtomicRebirth]

Granted. But, due to poor quality, every tv station in the world refuses to air it.

I wish every pokeball worked like a master ball.

 

[U.Flame]

Granted, but Master balls work like pokeballs now so all pokeballs work like pokeballs.

I wish I can make an anime of my hack to keep for myself.