Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

[Moltres Rider]

Granted, but my Reshiram wife got mad because I gave you the Zekrom, so she Blue Flares you and takes the Zekrom back

I wish I could get my Moltres to a Pokemon Center to get it back to strong enough to transport me, even if it means riding my Reshiram wife there instead

 

[Skystrike]

Granted. your closest Pokemon Center is 9001 miles away.

I want Zekrom back! i wish i had Zekrom back.

 

[Moltres Rider]

granted, my Reshiram wife will give it back to you two conditions, you have to pay her $3,000,000,000 + She gets to use another Blue Flare on you!

I wish Latias & Latios were the ones that guide me though my life, like Guidance Councilors

 

[Skystrike]

Fine, I pay her all that money and get hit with another one x_x

Granted, but they ditch you when an angry Gyarados attacks. Oops?

I wish now I can get married to Zekrom. Maybe. o.o

 

[Moltres Rider]

granted, Zekrom and You get married, but Zekrom invites me and my Reshiram wife to the wedding which was perfect, now I can stalk you and figure out a plan to get Zekrom back...

I wish my Pokemon SoulSilver would hurry up and be delivered to me so I can start playing it!!

 

[Skystrike]

Granted. I give you mine. There's something that has been done to it, though...;)

I wish I knew why I'm being stalked.

 

[Moltres Rider]

granted, you are being stalked because being married to a Zekrom is weirder than me being married to a Reshiram, me and Reshiram are just a hair above stalkable level

I wish bedroom activities weren't so awkward with me and Reshiram [I's kinda hard, do you even know how big Reshiram is and what Reshiram looks like]

 

[Skystrike]

Granted. Reshiram becomes so small bedroom activities are STILL not possible, lol

I wish to know why being married to Zekrom is weirder. Oh and I wish that THERE WERE MORE C-GEAR SKINS OUT D:<

 

[Moltres Rider]

granted, but know you know why it is weirder, you dump you Zekrom and as for new C-Gear skins, they all suck

I wish my Reshiram wife was back to her normal size... and I wish I had the ability TurboBlaze like she does

 

[Skystrike]

Granted. Except you don't have a flame. lulz.

Gee, now i wish I could...well...marry another Suicune?

[Also, now I'm starting to like Pokemon marriages. DARN YOU *shakes fist* cause I have two Pokemon I like lots. Victini and Suicune <3]

 

[Moltres Rider]

granted, Suicine looks too much like an animal, and people wonder, marry an animal?


I wish my Reshiram wife can keep it up on our way to the Pokemon Center to heal my Moltres, come on we only have 1000 miles to go...

 

[Skystrike]

Granted she keeps it up. one inch away, she starts giving birth. (lolwut?)

I wish I could change back into my Suicune form.

 

[Moltres Rider]

granted, you can't change back now!!!


I wish Reshiram and I's newborn will be a girl and since it will be half human half Reshiram I wish it still would have the ability TurboBlaze

 

[Skystrike]

Granted, enjoy your newborn who looks weird.

I wish I married a Suicune now.

 

[Moltres Rider]

granted, but your wedding is attacked by numerous Zapdoses and Zekroms, being water types, you can't defend yourself...

I wish no one would ever laugh at mine and Reshiram's half Reshiram half human child

 

[Skystrike]

Granted. They snicker.

I hope no one stalks me this time o-o

 

[RedTheTrainer]

Granted, but stalkers gang up and beat you to death (Had to!)
I wish for no wish

 

[Tanaki]

Wish not granted, because it's not pokemon related. Also you get the banz.

I wish Slaking's hidden ability was pure power.

 

[TY]

Granted, but the only move it can is Rest
I wish you can capture Weavile in wild

 

[assassinjay1229]

Granted, but it can't learn any new moves and only knows False Swipe

I wish for Mudkip world domination (evil laugh lulz)