Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

[Captain Gizmo]

Granted. But you crash into a plane.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

 

[Seth Rollins]

Granted. But Gyarados ate you.

I wish I could be Red.

 

[Honeyman]

You are now a puddle of strawberry jam.

I wish I could buy Max Revives.

 

[CourageHound]

Granted but they cost 9,999,999,999 pokedollers. Way more than you can carry

I wish I had either a beartic in real life that wasnt hostile

 

[disciplish]

Granted. But the Beartic ended up dying as a result of global warming and because you live in Florida.

I wish I had gravity defying hair like Blue.

 

[Honeyman]

You get the hair, and immediately gets many, many scientific experiments done on your hair.

I wish for more Pokemon crossovers with other games.

 

[disciplish]

Granted. They all are crossovers of [insert horrible game here] and Pokemon. So they all suck.

I wish that all the National Pokedex Pokemon were available in the wild in Black 2.

 

[Pink Mommy]

Granted, but... do I even need to say this? There aren't enough boxes to store them all.

I wish Jirachi would grant me a wish.

 

[Honeyman]

Wish granted. That was the wish Jirachi gave you.

I wish there were a new Pokemon type.

 

[Seth Rollins]

Granted. It was the Honey type, who sucks even more than a Magikarp.

I wish I was the only one in the world.

 

[Honeyman]

You eventually die because you don't know how to harvest resources.

I wish my Fakemon can get into the games.

 

[TaichiWind]

They can! Thank Arceus for hacking tools.

I wish for a Groudon to appear above my school when I'm not at the school.

 

[PiemanFiddy]

Granted! But your entire city is destroyed.


I wish for 100 wishes.

 

[Seth Rollins]

Granted...again...JIRACHI DIDN'T LIKE YOUR FIRST WISH SO HE WISHED YOU EXPLODE AND *BOOM!*

Wish a Pikachu would shock me.

 

[Honeyman]

You die

I wish I could ride a lapras

 

[Isaac.]

Granted, But the lapras runs off a cliff o;

I wish i could speak to a lapras o.o

 

[Seth Rollins]

Granted. But accidentally Lapras uses Aurora Beam in you and you die.

Wish I could have a Shiny Porigon Z...

 

[TaichiWind]

You can, but it's level 1.
It's just for brags in that case.

I wish for my classmate Martin to get eaten by an angry... Let's say... Charizard?

 

[Honeyman]

The charizard eats you too.

I wish I was a gym leader!

 

[Seth Rollins]

You can, but it's level 1.
It's just for brags in that case.

I'm OK with that!

@Honeyman: Granted. But you will be the worst gym leader ever.

I wish I was Red from the Manga.