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Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

Granted. Poof, you become an Arceus, sitting atop your cloudy throne. You watch the world below peacefully for a long time before trying your hand at creating things, which also goes by nicely. Soon, though, your peace is interrupted by some strange men from Castelia city calling themselves GAMEFREAK. You have nothing to fear from them, as you are essentially God, right? Apparently your powers have no effect on them as they capture you and throw you into an odd windowless room you can't escape from, then force you to have millions of babies that they give out to young irresponsible trainers for free, further increasing their own success. Soon, they no longer have any need of you and leave you to be forgotten in your impenetrable dark cell.

Where else would the event Pokemon come from?

I wish to have this wish-grant rewritten in a much "different" way.
 
Hmmmm................... Okay, granted. Or not.

I wish for nothing.
 
wish granted but then a ghastly comes and sucks your brains out

i wish to befriend a glaceon with ice body
 
Wish granted, you are directed to the "Play to befriend a Pokemon" game. Youi end up playing that crappy brick-breaking game for many hours, until you finally win, only to have gotten a Flareon. Then, after 3 days of straight playing, you finally get the Glaceon, only to have there be a blackout before you click accept. You spend the rest of the week getting it back, and the event day finally comes, but you seem to have lost your DS. You find it soon after, lying in your backyard within the jaws of a sleeping Hydreigon. You sneak up on it when, all of a sudden, Hydreigon uses Explosion.

I wish for a Magikarp with an everstone that knows Explosion.
 
wish granted but the magikarp is badly disfigured thus making your game corrupted
i wish i could find a shiny ponyta with flame body
 
Wish granted, but then plush couldn't fit through the entrance door, so good luck enjoying it outside without the safety of your home.

I wish Pokemon became real this midnight.
 
Granted, the pokeball falls from the sky and lands in the palm of your hand. You release the pokemon inside only to discover it is an angry Dragonite which then proceeds to rampage through your town destroying everyone and everything in its path. A trainer who thinks he is better than the rest of the town decides to fight it whilst it is still on its rampage, the trainer, stupidly, uses meanlook on the agressive pokemon. The pokemons trainer returns and is noticably frightened at the sight of this monster destroying the citizens of your town, once the entire town is destroyed and everyone you cared about is devoured mean look wears off and the pokemon is returned. The mysterious trainer disapears on his Pidgeotto. While the trainer is flying away you feel some "goo" land on your head, upon further inspection you realize this is bird poo.

I wish for a Shiny Ditto.
 
Granted, but it soon turns into...
an angry Dragonite which then proceeds to rampage through your town destroying everyone and everything in its path. A trainer who thinks he is better than the rest of the town decides to fight it whilst it is still on its rampage, the trainer, stupidly, uses meanlook on the agressive pokemon. The pokemons trainer returns and is noticably frightened at the sight of this monster destroying the citizens of your town, once the entire town is destroyed and everyone you cared about is devoured mean look wears off and the pokemon is returned. The mysterious trainer disapears on his Pidgeotto. While the trainer is flying away you feel some "goo" land on your head, upon further inspection you realize this is bird poo.
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See what I did there?

I wish for a female Gardevoir.:P
 
Wish granted, but Cofagrigus now lives in your closet.


I wish to ride a Ho-Oh
 
Wish granted, but he can't keep go on anymore so he ends up crashing :\...

I wish I could marry a real Female Gardevoir that isn't a human in costume.
 
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