Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

[FACEcake1223]

Granted, but everything involving Kanto is corrupted.

I wish I got money every time I beat someone at something.

 

[deoxys121]

Granted, you get a whopping $0.01 every time you beat someone.

I wish for my very own real-life Snorlax.

 

[zlip]

Granted but he sits on and suffocates you!

I wish shinies didn't exist.

 

[FACEcake1223]

Granted, now when a shiny should appear, instead a MissingNo. will appear and corrupt your save data forever.

I wish I could be a Swampert.

 

[Moltres Rider]

granted, but as a swampert you were captured by mean nasty trainers who abuse you

I wish that Zekrom would use Bolt Strike on the guy who ripped me off yesterday

 

[FACEcake1223]

Granted, but then Lugia used Aeroblast on you.

I wish Nintendo would bring back Team Aqua and Magma.

 

[smithtism]

Granted. One grunt from each team now makes a .5 second cameo in the next Pokemon Colosseum game.

I wish there were no Pokemon fanfics, good or bad.

 

[Moltres Rider]

granted, but then Pokemon loses all fans and the show dies...

I wish I could go to to 'third base' with a Reshiram!

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but Kabutops tags you both out, costing your entire team the state championship.

I wish Plusle and Minun could have different abilities.

 

[FACEcake1223]

Granted, they now have Run Away.

I wish people stopped using legendaries.

 

[JinRazielGames]

Granted, but everytime legendaries get born, we all die.

I wish smosh creates a Real Life Pokemon Part 3.

 

[Kyo The Pro]

granted but their account get closed and vid is gone forever
i wish for a water/physic starter in next gen

 

[Moltres Rider]

granted, but it was the weakest of the starters

I wish Latias & Latios were my mentors & advice givers

 

[FACEcake1223]

Granted, but it's all bad advice.

I wish for something Pokemon related.

 

[Liquid Twilight]

granted but all it's relevance is about Caterpie.

I wish for a Mawile evo.

 

[Jarred0809]

Granted, but it looks like a little kid drew it.

I wish for a 3DS mystery dungeon game.

 

[FACEcake1223]

Granted, but there are no Pokemon in it, only Digimon.

I wish for a Pokeball shaped hat.

 

[Moltres Rider]

granted but you look goofy in it

I wish Zekrom would have used Bolt Strike sooner, because it knocked some sense into me and made me like Zekrom...

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but then...something...corrupty happens. I think it involved Reshiram.

I wish Pokemon appeared on the Jerry Springer Show.

 

[kelario27]

Granted, but the show gets canceled after one episode.

I wish Poke Balls could catch people :D