Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

Granted! But sitting on Moltres catches you on fire. And then you fall into the ocean and drown to death.


I wish Pokemon were real.
 
Granted, but the technology for a pokeball is still years in the making. Now, its too dangerous to go outside an everyone is stuck indoors, and everyone becomes fat an lazy.

I wish news of the third gen v game would be released soon.
 
Wish granted but then all your other Pokemon were jealous & abandoned you. I wish that I got some hacking tolls so I could make hack games.
 
granted, but they are all virus infected....

I wish my Reshiram in my Pokemon Black would get to level 100 already!!! I am only 3/4 of the way to 100
 
Granted, but then you accidentally release it in a drunken stupor.

I wish for more Tepig in the anime.
 
granted, there is so many tepig now, people get sick of it and the anime goes off the air (NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!! I AM GOING TO GET YOU FOR THIS!!!!!)

I wish the following legendary Pokemon, Reshiram, Zekrom, Moltres, Palkia, Latias, Latios, & Lugia would huddle around me to protect me when they feel I am in danger...
 
Granted, yet moltres ate tacos an now has bad gas. Watch that burning tail!! *SINGE*

I wish someone would make a movie mirroring the new " rise of the planet of the apes" movie but with pokemon instead of apes.
 
granted, but the movie only released in japan

I wish that Pokemon would be so that everyone has heard of it and LOVES it
 
granted, now it takes over all merchandise and since everything is in high demand now.... EVERYTHING and I mean EVERYTHING is ungodly expensive!!!!

I wish my Moltres would have not used "Sky Attack" on that Articuno while I was riding Moltres, It was so hard to hang on!!!! *heart pounding*
 
Granted, moltres used heat wave instead. Subsequently, burning off your hair in the process

I wish for a my size Tepig mascot costume.
 
Granted, but it is a girl's costume....


I wish I could find homes for these 7 Skitty kittens my Delcatty had....
 
Granted, now he pecks your kneecaps.

I wish I could get the last 100 or so shiny pokemon to complete my collection.
 
granted, but as soon as you got them all, the power goes out and you run your DS batteries down without realizing it and you DS shuts off hence losing everything you just accomplished....

I wish I had an Action Replay so I can get my favorite 6 Pokemon (that aren't catchable) onto my Pokemon Black game....
 
granted, but they are all weak Ice type Pokemon.....

I wish that every Fire Type Pokemon wanted to be my friend........
 
Granted but the large gathering of fire type pokemon in one area(I.e. in your general area) causes a mass hole in the ozone. Soon after, the rest is depleted leaving the earth a barren wasteland . Way to go Hitler.

I wish for a new gigantic pokemon. Bw offered none.
 
granted, but it's weak...


I wish I knew why that every time I go to the bank, a Suicune walks by
 
granted, but you had to cheat to do it and you don't feel any pride.......

I wish, because I am the only person who is successful and very skilled at riding Moltres, that I'll be known as "The Great Moltres Rider"
 
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