Corrupt-a-Wish

[Jamachi]

granted but it doesn't obey you
I wish i were smart and intelligent

 

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but your brain is too big
i wish animals can talk

 

[Jamachi]

granted but it won't talk to you
I wish i had every game in pokemon

 

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but every single one wont work
i wish your jirachi wont corrupt my wish

 

[Jamachi]

granted but i will corrupt your wishes
I wish i was daydreaming

 

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but your daydreaming of bad things(scary things)
i wish your computer is very slow
so slow that it actually has a virus

 

[Jamachi]

granted but it was fixed 30 seconds ago
I wish i was the top student in our class

 

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted you always play computer that you became the lowest one in your class
i wish all books have pictures

 

[Jamachi]

granted but the color is black and white
I wish i was really wishing for something

 

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but you wished for something stupid
i wish iwas a little girl again

 

[Jamachi]

granted but your too small to reach a chair
I wish i would never die

 

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but your life will be miserable
i wish we have better technology than our previous ones

 

[Jamachi]

granted but you miss your old ones
I wish i can create hover cars

 

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but you always fall using it
i wish pokemon yellow had a advanced generation game

 

[Jamachi]

granted but but it was not yet released
I wish i had all pokemon in all games i play

 

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but you lost your games
i wish i can play a cool MMORPG