Corrupt-a-Wish

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but you can only read your mind
i wish i can play all day long

 

[Bear]

Granted, but you can only play for one day. Never again.. ;P

I wish chocolate would make me thin instead of fat.. Xo

 

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but you eat to much and made
so thin you can fit into a straw
i wish i knew when everyone is sleeping

 

[Jamachi]

Granted , but you spend your time doing nothing
I wish pokemons are real

 

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but all pokemon hate you
i wish you dont like jirachi

 

[Jamachi]

Granted , but jirachi will never grant wishes

I wish nobody was talking to me

 

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but you wont be talking to your self
i wish i i can eat anything i want and not making me fat

 

[Jamachi]

granted but your still hungry

I wish Everyone liked me

 

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but nobody loves you
i wish it isnt summer in here anymore

 

[Jamachi]

granted , but it was too cold.

I wish i cannot be frozen or burned

 

[Gerri Shin]

Granted, but now you are paralyzed

I wish for some ice cream

 

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but it melts quickly
i wish you play computer until your eyes get burned

 

[Jamachi]

granted but your eyes burned to ashes

I wish everybody was my friend

 

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but everybody also will be your enemy
i wish my wish will come true

 

[Jamachi]

granted but your wish did not come true
I wish i was only a 10 year old boy

 

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted cause you are already one
i wish i dont have a wish

 

[Jamachi]

Granted but you made a wish

I wish i was in home

 

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but you get kicked out
i wish you are giving me some food

 

[Jamachi]

granted but i gave you dirty foods
I wish i had two computers

 

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but the other one broke
i wish my dog knew how to do tricks