Corrupt a Wish

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but it signature ability serene grace is replaced with a new ability sleep-deprived. You should have let Jirachi sleep for a thousand years, now Jirachi has a 50% chance to fall asleep every turn it is in battle.

I wish I had an a kindly Kirlia that could teleport me wherever I needed to go instantly and safely.

 

[Sorvete]

Granted, but the Kirlia will charge a $500 dollar fee for every teleport service.

I wish Tynamo evolved at level 10!

 

[WizardOfOdd]

Granted, but it get a severe stat reduction

I wish Popplio has a bigger rate to be female

 

[CF1994]

Granted, but it's final evolution is a creepy man clown.

I wish Air Slash was a Move Tutor move.

 

[Lycanthropy]

Granted. However, the sage who can teach it to you lives in a castle on the clouds. You have no way to get there.

I wish the Battle Frontier would make its return in the new games.

 

[CF1994]

Granted, but the Battle Tower project is still under way.

I wish Masuda wasn't so dense.

 

[WizardOfOdd]

Granted, but Masuda worked on Super Smash Bros franchise instead and we are left with new dense replacement

I wish More pokemon could learn Brave Bird

 

[Sorvete]

Granted: Happiny and Sunkern can now learn Brave Bird.

I wish Gen 3 and below had the physical/special split.

 

[WizardOfOdd]

Granted Status move are the only special moves available in gen 3 and below

I wish Dusknoir could learn Drain Punch

 

[TheAlmightyBlaziken]

Granted, but Dusknoirs now a fighting type

I wish Blaziken could have better shiny.

 

[WizardOfOdd]

Granted, but they're impossible to obtain

I wish i could get Lucky Egg more easily

 

[PageEmp]

Granted, it is now easier to get in a spin off game that it has a different description. It works like how it does in main series, only after a while it will hatch into a fearsome and scary monstrosity that will eat one of your mons alive.

I wish I had a shiny Giratina with perfect IVs.

 

[Sorvete]

Granted, but it will only obey you 10% of the time.

I wish Hustle didn't affect accuracy...

 

[WizardOfOdd]

Granted but it severely affect speed stat instead

I wish Honchkrow has more speed stat

 

[TheAlmightyBlaziken]

Granted, now its the fastest pokemon in the game but its attack and special attack stats are now 0


I wish that Pokerus was more common

 

[Sorvete]

Granted, but instead of helping the Pokémon grow, it decreases one level at each 255 steps.

I wish there was a Hidden Power Fairy...

 

[TheAlmightyBlaziken]

Granted, but every other hidden power is gone

I wish Professor Birch was stronger

 

[Sorvete]

Granted, but he still can't defeat Crasher Wake in a wrestling match. >:)

I wish Serperior had better offensive stats.

 

[TheAlmightyBlaziken]

heh Granted, now Serperior is the strongest pokemon in attack and SP attack but its other stats are all 0

I wish Jirachi could make my wish come true

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but Jirachi also insists on corrupting it in some way! ;)

I wish Zubat and Geodude would show up a lot less frequently in caves!