Corrupt a Wish

[Meadow]

I've been wanting to play this game again for quite some time, but the previous thread is kinda... dead, so I decided to bring it back! ^-^

How to Play

• Basically, the person above you will make any Pokémon-related wish, and it's up to you to grant that wish.
• However, there's a catch: despite granting it to them, something will have to go horribly wrong with that wish, because it's corrupted.
• After telling them what went wrong, you'll have to come up with a wish of your own, and await the misfortunes that befall your wish!

Now let's take a look at a quick example:

Example:

Person 1 I wish for an infinite supply of Master Balls! Person 2 Granted, but you'll never encounter a wild Pokémon for the rest of your life! My turn! I wish for my own copy of OR/AS, because I haven't played it yet! Person 3 Granted, but the copy is corrupt and turns into a horrid creepypasta! Totally didn't steal this idea. *cough* I wish for an awesome, shiny Rhyperior! Person 4 Granted, but the only move it knows is Tail Whip! Oh yeah, and it's also incapable of learning any new moves. Have fun! Now I wish for... And so on!

You can be as creative as want, but please don't make your posts too gruesome.

Without further ado, I'll start us off!
I wish all Pokémon were birds!

 

[-Nonsense-]

Granted, but the only move they can use from now on is "fly".

I wish I could capture all the Ultra beasts again.

 

[jombii]

Granted, but the Tapus attack you always for no reason.

I wish Alola had gyms.

 

[-Nonsense-]

Granted, but they're copy pasted from Kanto.

I wish pokemon could use 5 moves.

 

[jombii]

^how's that a corruption jk

Granted, one of them is always Splash

I wish Officer Jenny plays a more important role in the games

 

[-Nonsense-]

Granted, but now all Non playable characters become Officer Jenny.

I wish all pokemon could Mega Evolve.

 

[jombii]

Granted, but there are no stones available.

I wish Eeevee had a ghost-type evo

 

[Miah]

Hmm... Granted but it's still Eevee, only that it's Ghost-type and has little change to its moveset.

I wish Sing had higher accuracy

 

[jombii]

granted. but your opponent's evasion increases +6

i wish crobat has his own movie

 

[-Nonsense-]

Granted, but it looses at the end.

I wish you could catch shiny ultrabeasts.

 

[jombii]

granted, but they don't level up.

I wish Professor Oak came to Alola

 

[-Nonsense-]

Granted, but he can never return to Kanto afterwards.

I wish there was a Pokemon Z game.

 

[Radiating]

Granted, but you don't get to play the newly announced Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon games.

I wish I had a shiny Bronzong.

 

[PageEmp]

Granted. The said Bronzong can only learn Splash and can only have Defeatist or Slow start as abilities.

I wish there was a Rotom that resembled a DS and was Rock/Electric.

 

[-Nonsense-]

Granted, but it doesn't have levitate like the other Rotom's.

I wish I could fuse with a Pokemon.

 

[dingadeeznutz]

Granted. You get to fuse with a Magikarp.

I wish Shinies weren't so hard to get.

 

[-Nonsense-]

Granted, but they change to normal after a certain amount of time.

I wish there were more Mega evolutions.

 

[Miah]

Granted, but no more mega stones.

I wish I can learn Transform in real life.

 

[-Nonsense-]

Granted, but you may only transform into trubbish.

I wish the battle frontier would return.

 

[PageEmp]

Granted, and turns out it is either really bad, only has 2 facilities or is so hard it's unbeatable.

I wish Nuzruns were canon.