Corrupt Wish Foundation

[doesn't matter]

Granted, but as a consequence of that, you isolate your self from society, causing you to grow excessively obese.

And then you die of heart failure.

I wish I didn't spend so much time on my computer.

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Granted, but you'd spend that time playing video games instead.

I wish I had a faster computer.

 

[Xylitol]

Granted, but the other slow computers lag the PC so you can't get here.

I wish I had a DS Lite.

 

[Aether]

granted, but it explodes as soon as you get your hands on it, blowing off your arms.

I wish I could use shadow clone jutsu to do my chores,go to school, etc...

 

[Smarties-chan]

Wish granted, but the cloning didn't go quite well and the clone blew up the city and vanished soon after, leaving the blame on you.

I wish I could play Kingdom Hearts whenever I want to. <.<

 

[doesn't matter]

Granted, but you want to play it so much that it completely envelops your life, leaving you as a vegetable who plays KH during every waking moment of the day.

I wish the school holidays would hurry up and begin (for me).

 

[Ullion]

granted... but the whoel time on ur holdifays u ahd 2 do non-stop work.. whiel the rest of us choilled out ni skewl w/ our friends.. adn also.. when u got back.. u were in no condition to rele go back to school..

I wish to command the power of lightning! :)

 

[diarugapal]

wish granted, but it only lasted for 2 minutes.

I wish for nothing.

 

[Tbone2356]

Real Live...

Granted, but you get shot the next day.

I wish i had a real live pokemon

 

[Klonoa]

Granted but right after you get it it runs away after you foolishly leave it out.
I wish I could move back to Japan!