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Deflect that attack!

I put on a rubber glove, then hold that hand out where Arcanine bites.

Tentacruel used Sludge Bomb!
 
i'll block it with my head, i need a haircut anyway.

lucario, use aura sphere, that attack that never misses and goes around anything in the way!
 
Well I through a tv a lucario and the aroua attack missed

Infernape, close combat
 
- Quickly activate the personal Shield
Haunter used Shadow Punch
 
Turn on my lamp and erase your shadow


Piplup bubble beam
 
I throw this random ENTIRELY CONDUCTIVE Swiss army knife in the way and the electricity will get attracted to it because it's way more conductive than the human body.

Magmortar, use Focus..... Punch yeah I just psyched you out.
 
i walk up and flick him in the face.

kyogre, sheer cold!
 
I ran into a different terrain and the attack missed

Huntail use Bite
 
i give him a steak.

wobbuffet, jump in front of the next persons path and use counter!
 
Counter, i challenge wobbufett to a maths test, I am a better counter than him

Gastly, mean look
 
I hold up a mirror Gastly sees how horrid s/he is and gets depressed, goes to therapy recovers and forgot how to use Mean Look because they learnt Recover

Armaldo use Fury Cutter
 
Hold out a loaf of bread and you cut it for me

Dialga, roar of time
 
I throw a quarter in the Krookodile's maw, he starts choking on it and fails to Crunch me.

Reuniclus, Psychic.
 
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