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Diamond and Pearl: Never-ending cheat on how to obtain Celebi

Avolition

TEN THOUSAND FISTS
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    • keep running. The Hannibal Lecter gets in his car and chases you, then runs over you.

    Then later that night, the cops are observing your dead body, and Hannibal comes up and asks them if they want some mint juleps. They say yes, and leave your dead body there. Then...
     

    Mustache

    Good Ingame-Bad Online Trainer
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    • the rattatta come and eat you. when you somehow wake up, you think the world is much bigger, but in fact you are seing the world from a rattata perspective. you have controll over the body of the rattata that ate your brain. so now take sephiroths very long sword and take it to...
     
    Rivvon

    Rivvon

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    • Age 31
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    • Seen Mar 30, 2024
    ...call up that old dude named Bach, who technically should be dead by know, but if you've been doing this cheat correctly, should magically have revived. Once he picks up the phone, ask him how he got his inspiration for "Concerto in D minor, Bwv.1052, I.Allegro" Before he can answer you, ask him if his regridgerator is running. When he tells you that it is, tell him that he...
     

    Avolition

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    • ..better go eat some corn! Before he says anything, hang up. Suddenly he uses his mystical powers, making you very constipated, so you...
     

    Avolition

    TEN THOUSAND FISTS
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    • He tells you to pull your pants down, and you say, "No, WTF! I'm not Tracey!" And he says, "Oh, I forgot." And you run away from the pedophile, still constipated. Then...
     

    fy@x5

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    ...a crazed primape relieves your constipation XD , and you find that your primape lusts are now returning, so you...
     

    Mr.Altosax

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    • Chuck Norris catches it. He delivers a roundhouse kick to the Primeape, instantly breaking it's entire molecular structure thus making it turn into dust. Being a lvl 78 Cleric, he uses a Recovery Spell to put your head back on.

    You ask Chuck Norris if he knows anything about the location of Celebi, or an all female Primeape gym. He says he doesn't know anything about any Primeape Gyms, but he tells you that he heard a rumor that Celebi is in something called a GSC Ball...
     

    fy@x5

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    ... which blew up about a year ago, so you go off to find the all female primape gyms...
     

    Avolition

    TEN THOUSAND FISTS
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    • And you look in a Phone Book. But you remember that your roomate is a Primeape, so you ask him. He gets mad and whacks you over the head with a hammer, giving you a concussion.

    When you wake up, he hits you again, killing you, then he buries you in the backyard. Then, three weeks later, he unburies you, and brings you to Hannibal Lecter's house, and puts your dead body in a chair on the porch, and he comes out and has a mint julep with you. Then...
     

    fy@x5

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    ...He tells you he is a female primape! Then you decide to...
     

    Avolition

    TEN THOUSAND FISTS
    659
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    • Jump on Hannibal Lecter, but he throws you off and says he was joking. You become angrier than a large sweaty primeape who just had his ice cream cone taken away, and start beating him up, asking where the female Primeape Gym is.

    Hannibal asked you how you suddenly were reincarnated, and you say...
     

    Mr.Altosax

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    • "By being special, you tease." In a rage, you go into Hannibal's Julep Cup supply Room and destroy them all using the first pokemon in your party, which you should've changed to a Raichu by now...
     

    fy@x5

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    ...but you didn't feel like it, so yeah. Hannibal then says he knows where an all female primape gym is. He says it's in...
     

    Mr.Altosax

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    • New York City, you can get there by taking an Airplane from Viridian City. But then again he lied to you last time, so you shoot him in the chest plate. Since he's not Superman he bleeds to death, and you try to find some female primeapes on your own.
     

    fy@x5

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    ...And you do eventually find some rather erotic attractive ones XD, in...
     

    fy@x5

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    ... drunken pikachus! You must defeat them to get to the rather erotic female primapes...
     

    Mr.Altosax

    320
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    • You use the Sephiroth Sword (which apparently you still have) and stab the lead pikachu in the heart. Then both him and the sword turn into a black hole that suck in all the other Drunken Pikachus. You must rapidly press B to keep yourself from getting pulled into the black hole, if you do get pulled in then you have to restart the whole cheat over. But if you do succeed then finally your side-goal is rewarded. There's nothing between you and the female Primeapes!
     
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