Mika
もえじゃないも
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Actually, my parents weren't into the idea of lying to me so they taught me about St. Nick that the Coca Cola version of Santa was made from instead. :D they weren't sure I got it the first year they taught to me when I was just shy of 3 years old. Then we went to Walmart three days after Christmas. kihihihihihihi
We were in the check out and the lady looks at me and she goes: "And what did Santa bring you for Christmas little girl?" and I looked at her and in a loud booming voice said "SANTA'S DEAD. HE'S IN HEAVEN WITH JESUS. But my MOMMY got me...." I proceeded to rattle off my present list. :D My mother was driven out of the store by an angry mob of preschool mothers with sobbing children.
The following year my grandfather tried to get me to sit on Santa's lap. I looked at him and burst into tears before screaming "He's a STRANGER and he might TOUCH ME IN BAD PLACES" and then I ran and hid behind a christmas tree. :D
SO NO
I didn't do the Santa thing.
We were in the check out and the lady looks at me and she goes: "And what did Santa bring you for Christmas little girl?" and I looked at her and in a loud booming voice said "SANTA'S DEAD. HE'S IN HEAVEN WITH JESUS. But my MOMMY got me...." I proceeded to rattle off my present list. :D My mother was driven out of the store by an angry mob of preschool mothers with sobbing children.
The following year my grandfather tried to get me to sit on Santa's lap. I looked at him and burst into tears before screaming "He's a STRANGER and he might TOUCH ME IN BAD PLACES" and then I ran and hid behind a christmas tree. :D
SO NO
I didn't do the Santa thing.