[dLtMs0 v 5.4] ITT SHINJI IS CONFIRMED FOR GROSSEST; Days till Pokestick Day: check new thread

[Yukari]

21

If it's already fucking with your IQ then don't.

 

[Twilight-kun]

22

Eh, it's not like it was that high to begin with

People call me an idiot daily and I agree with them

I am well-versed in utterly useless knowledge

 

[Yukari]

23

I guess not all of us can has smarts.

 

[Twilight-kun]

24

Being smart is boring

Life's no fun if you know everything, or think you do

 

[Sonata]

25

Exactly. Having above average intelligence fucking sucks. I'd much rather be just as dumb as the next guy because I don't care enough about anything to use my intelligence anyway.

 

[Yukari]

Being smart can get you somewhere in life.

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[Sonata]

27

Being good at busy work and being organized can get you further.

 

[Yukari]

28

Yeah... Life can fuck you over in any circumstance.

 

[Twilight-kun]

29

Or they'll give you the wrong job

"Oh, you lift heavy objects up and put them down? Congratulations, you're substituting for Advanced Economics"

"Oh, you're majoring in advanced economics? Go lift those heavy objects up and put them down"

Hm...my comedic routine needs work

 

[Yukari]

30

Yes, it does.

 

[Twilight-kun]

"And the award for 'best generic statement to address concerns that others aren't supposed to know that you've heard award' goes to Ash Ketchum! Give him a round of applause, ladies and gentlemen."

"That seems like an awfully narrow award category. Isn't it hard to find participants?"

"I was making a joke."

"Oh..."

31

Sometimes it's hard to pretend you can't speak Pokémon

Pikachu loves calling him an idiot and all Ash can do is smile and call him adorable

 

[Yukari]

I'd have been a lot meaner. Something like: "It was a joke, dumbass."

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[Twilight-kun]

33

Now you're just being rude

Pikachu only mocks Ash because Ash was raised by pokemon and has had little interactions with humans

Although in that exchange, it was between Pikachu and Butterfree, who is extremely naive

There's a lot of fun lines in this story, but they're a pain to hammer out on a phone and the voice recognition software hates my voice

 

[Yukari]

34

Well does it have reason to?

 

[Twilight-kun]

35

You tell me

There's a lot of stories with the same title, it's rather funny

Some in Naruto, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Tsubasa Chronicles...

Phone, stop creating weird links in my posts, and those popup ads are a pain in the plot

 

[Percy]

36

Harry Potter. A book series that I actually like :D

 

[Netto Azure]

37

Reading a surprisingly good fanfic where Harry Potter was raised by Goblins

Lots of Dumbledore bashing, I almost feel sorry for the guy

I started reading HPMOR. I couldn't stop laughing and clapping. XD

But yeah darker and more of a jerk Harry is interesting.

 

[Twilight-kun]

38

Uh...HPMOR?

There's been a few times I've laughed and clapped, but they had to do with Agents of SHIELD and Agent Carter

The writing for them is really good, and the Stan Lee and Jackson cameos are awesome

 

[Yukari]

Here I am. Looking at this conversation, not knowing what the heck you all are talking about.

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[jombii]

40

Uhmmmm... Have anybody watched the new walking dead ep?