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[Twilight-kun]

179

Yeah...could you at least post something more than the number?

If that was all we were doing, this thread would've died out years ago

 

[machomuu]

Or it'd be like the Gender/Birthday Race

179

*Shivers*

I don't even want to think about that...

 

[Weeaboo Name]

180

I want their next kid to be named after Jiraiya, the real coolest guy.

Also Bolt and Himawari's fighting styles to be the opposite of what you would expect. Bolt should be a technical fighter like his mum and Himawari should be a chakra tank that spams shadow clones and big attacks.

 

[machomuu]

Or they could be completely original with new concepts.

181

 

[Weeaboo Name]

182

Whilst some new stuff would be nice, entirely new concepts wouldn't make a lot of sense. Remember genetics are the most important thing in the Narutoverse. Although you would think they aren't going to be as restricted as the other kids, Ino-Shika-Cho will be the same, as will that kid Lee was tutoring.

Considering that Minato, Jiraiya, Kakashi, Naruto and Konohamaru are the Rasengan users it would also be strange if Bolt doesn't at least use a variation of it. It writes itself that he will be in a team lead by Konohamaru and obviously Naruto will do his earliest training.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

183

I drawed a thing, so I did that at least.

 

[Weeaboo Name]

184

My day consisted of not doing the last of my Christmas shopping, it was great. Going to go into town as early as possible tomorrow morning, hoping it won't be as brutal as last year.

Also this..

 

[Twilight-kun]

185

Go home, Lappy, you're drunk

If Boruto has a rivalry with Sakura's illegitimate child, I am going to start drowning mole rats

 

[Weeaboo Name]

186

I wonder why Bolt and Salad didn't appear to be childhood friends, would have thought ex-teammates would have had playdates for their kids.

Or maybe Kishi just wanted to invoke the stalker attracting trait of Uzumaki blood, for the third generation in a row.

 

[machomuu]

187

Bolt's son better be named Salt.

 

[Weeaboo Name]

188

I don't get it.

 

[machomuu]

There's nothing to get. If Bolt is Boruto, Salt would be Saruto...which, phonetically, works a lot more than bolt does, since it has in-universe connections and sounds closer to Naruto.

189

Also because Salad exists so why not.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

190

T'is the Eve now. Though it's yet really early morning.

 

[Weeaboo Name]

191

Not really feeling it, I'm not particularly keen on Burrito either, even with the 'yellow flash' link.

Salad is a great name though, edgy Sasuke really is no more. She also looks as if she might be a bit sarcy, which would be fun when she hears her dad's story. ''So uncle Itachi did all of that to protect you and the village and your first reaction was to kill everything he suffered for'' ''yeah... sorry''.

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[machomuu]

Pffft, that picture's great.

192

Seriously, I'm keepin' that one. 10/10

 

[Pokestick good times.]

192

Why does Sausake have a chubby Star of David in his eye?

 

[Weeaboo Name]

193

Uchiha are the 'cursed' clan, they were forced into a ghetto on the outskirts of their village and then executed by those in power.

 

[Twilight-kun]

194

Seriously?

Salad?

Does that mean Lunch, Rice and Carrot are here somewhere?

 

[machomuu]

195

That's a crossover just waiting to happen.

 

[Weeaboo Name]

196

To be fair the main character was named after a ramen topping.

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