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I actually know very little about US history.
That essay I wrote about the American revolution and its affects on Europe was a thing, but really the entirety of my knowledge of US history is the following:
- Europeans come and screw the natives over.
- War between the French and the Brits sucks the colonies out of their resources.
- British Americas are like screw you we're gonna do our own thing.
- France aids the colonists just to spite the tea drinkers.
- Now the US is a thing!
- blank space -
- north vs south for some reason, Lincoln frees the slaves or whatever.
- people just hating black people and the Irish for a while -
- World wars and stuff, america being full of itself.
- Cold war and everyone starts hating socialism for no real reason.
- Kennedy and Martin Luther King and stuff.
- Nine-eleven and everyone starts hating Islam for no real reason.
- Government is corrupt, cares only about companies, and spies on everyone.
The end.