Don't you hate it when:

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    Another topic from SBaby. Add things you hate to see in Pokemon (fictional or not). Here's some examples.

    Don't you hate it when:

    -Your Master-Ball backfires.

    -Your Pikachu decides to use Thunderbolt in the swimming pool.

    -Your Beedrill falls on its Poison Stinger.

    -Your Haunter goes to the afterlife.

    -Your Super Potion evaporates.

    -Your Lv. 100 Celebii wilts.

    -You realize those aren't Ekans' racing after you, they're Gyarados'.

    -The strangely cloaked man you've been insulting turns out to be MewTwo.

    -You say 'Groudon' for kicks when making a wish on Jirachi, and his third eye opens.

    -You have the only Ghastly in the world that can't pass through walls.

    So, what can you come up with?
     
    Ok....

    Don't you hate it when:

    Your Psyduck can't swim.

    Your Charmander can blow fire

    Your Lv 100 Pikachu loses to a lv 100 Magikarp

    You just ate your Tangela
     
    Don'tcha hate it when:


    - Your Goldeen drowns.

    - The one time you lose a battle, it's on live national television.

    - That precious Psychic Pokemon you've been raising realizes that its smarter than you, therefore it doesn't have to take orders from you.

    - A Grimer/Muk tackleglomps you.

    - After the aforementioned tackleglomp, all the showers at the nearest Pokemon Center are occupied, not to mention people are standing in a long line to get in at the time you arrive.

    - After you discover that ^, you realize that the next closest Pokemon Center is six miles away.

    - A Snorlax decides to have human hair for lunch, preferrably yours.

    - Your Spoink keeps bouncing onto the roof.

    - Your Spoink evolved while it was on the roof, and now it can't get down on its own without mortally injuring itself.
     
    - When your pokemon is agraphobic and wont leave its pokeball

    - when your pokemon is claustrophobic and it afraid of its pokeball

    :D

    - your pokemon forgets its name and therefore hasnt a clue that ur talking to it
    and therefore stops talking...

    - u get into a fight with your machoke for making it lose a battle

    - you throw a pokeball to catch a pokemon and miss the pokemon....
    *wierd anime fall to floor segment*

    - you throw your pokeball into the battle field and then have to run onto the field to retrieve it.....

    - your jigglypuff is shy

    - your snorlax suffers from sleeping problems

    - your gyarados wets the bed.....

    - you cant remember which pokeball contains which pokemon

    - the one time you do something right in a battle and at that presise moment all the spectators sneeze and miss it

    - your sunflora doesn't like the sun

    - your bellsprour evolves into a weepingbell halfway through a winning battle and can no longer use its flexable body to it's advantage.(lol)
     
    Like,don't you dudes hate it when-

    -Your Exploud wants to be a pop star and sings to himself night and day

    -A Rhydon who's in a crazy fit starts charging.Towards you.

    -^You find out that you can't stop the Rhydon because you left your pokeballs clipped onto your other belt.Atleast you'll die with a fashionable belt!^^;;

    -Your Electabuzz runs out of power so now you need to pay the electricity bills.-_-

    -A Dusclops comes and sucks you into its heart(which is also a blackhole).x-x

    -When your Electrode uses Explosion,it backfires and you and your other pokemon get wiped off the face of the world as well.
     
    Don't you hate it when-

    -You send out your Swampert against a Blaziken and find out it was actualy a Sceptile

    -When a stranger sneaks up behind you and you find out your Cradily just ate lunch

    -When you run into a battle with a Mewtwo and find out your Cradily has already been weakened and can't pwn Mewtwo with Mirror Coat

    -When someone claims Pikachu is cuter than Feebas (die, Pikachu lovers XD)

    -When you somehow manage to trap yourself in a Pokeball
     
    ^
    Yayness for Arty's no.4!!!!^0^

    Don't you like,hate it when-

    -When you can't get out of the pokeball you've trapped yourself in.XD

    -Evil people claim Feebas as something called..*shudder* ugly??>_<

    -You run out of pokeballs and accidently throw donuts(which were supposed to be your lunch) at a wild pokemon you wanted to catch.

    -When you give Leftovers to your pokemon,and you return to find that it has eaten the item.
     
    Don't you hate it when:

    -Your Wobbufet falls on it's tail

    -A wingull gets its beak stuck in your Dodrio's pokeball who then runs away

    -Your Electrode selfdestructs next to you

    -Your Dragonite collides with an aeroplane

    -Your Rhydon goes on a rampage and you get the blame

    -Your give your Scyther a metal coat to evolve but it chops the metal coat up instead
     
    Don't you hate it when..
    ~The only Pokemon left in the world is a dancing Trapinch?
    ~You think your Pikachu is a cushion and sit on it?
    ~The Pokemon Egg you've been holding onto for so long ends up being just a chicken's egg?
    ~The next Pokemon you see falls in love with you?
    ~You're flying on your Lugia, and it suddenly forgets to fly?
    ~You suddenly can't find your Sudowoodo in a forest, and you have no idea which tree it is?
    ~You're flying on your Lugia .. and its back flaps (those blue scales) suddenly withdraws and Lugia drops into the sea like a submarine?

    Fine the last one was corny. =3
     
    Don't you hate it when:

    -Your Alakazam gets amnesia

    -Your Hypno overcomes its insomnia

    -Your Mr. Mime mimics Voltorb.

    -Your Ditto turns into a tree stump.

    -Your Sudowoodo combusts.

    -Your Deoxys phones home.

    -Your Absol meets its friends.

    -Your Shiftry's Secret Power makes it Explode.

    -Your Bellossom uses Sunny Day while fighting a Charizard.

    -Your Moltres molts.
     
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