Chow Yun-Fat as Master Roshi! Are you ----ing kidding me?! Don't get me wrong here. I loved Crouching Tiger, but I laughed my *** off when I saw him in that Wiki picture. I just imagined him flirting with girls and being a lecher (or the off-chance of his personality matching the actual Roshi's). And it just makes me laugh even more the more I try to imagine him in this role. I can't really be irritated at this, because every time I think about it, it just makes me crack up.
Emmy Rossum as Bulma. This is a practical joke, right? I mean, going from the singing sensation/possessed by the Phantom of the Opera female lead to... Bulma... The blue haired annoying whiny girl from Dragonball... Emmy, you've got great talent. Don't get mixed up in something like this. Your acting talents can be put to better use elsewhere.
Eriko Tamura as Mai. Alright. I'll tackle the two things here in order. First, Mai? They used Emperor Pilaf's second-in-command as Piccolo's right-hand warrior?! What were they smoking?! Second of all, Eriko, you're doing really great in Heroes. Stay there, and don't go near this movie. It isn't worth it. IT ISN'T WORTH IT!!!
Ernie Hudson as Master Mutaito. You read correctly. It is not an illusion. Winston from Ghostbusters... Is Roshi's mentor. Gee, why not just get Bill Murray, Dan Aykroid and Harold Ramis to play characters too? While we're at it, let's get Rick Moranis and Sigourney Weaver to play Shu and Mai and bring the whole Pilaf gang into the movie! Sometimes I think Hollywood is intentionally being a bunch of morons.