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Eating A Pokemon?

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    • Seen May 31, 2009
    Some nice Miltank...Yeah, beef. Maybe with a side of its milk? :<
     

    Melodyfree

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    SlowpokeVII said:
    (Or, to be more "correct", jelly-filled donuts xD)
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    NOTHING BEATS A JELLY-FILLED DONUT.
    NOTHING. >:U

    Dude, I think you'd die instantly before you can even savor it if you were to eat a Muk.
    Isn't that thing like, toxic? xD;
     

    DevinRed

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    • Mewcario said:
    Imagine eating a pokemon? would it taste like sh*t? would it be salty? what would a fried pachirusu taste like? Discuss!
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    Pachirisu = Squirrel
    I've eaten squirrel it's gewd! :P
    And yes I would eat pokemon! :]
    except an Electivire! They're awesome!!!
     

    Gamekrazy

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    I like how loads of people are saying that they would never eat a pokemon. You realize that if you live in the pokemon world, they are the only living creatures besides us, right? So you all are going to be vegetarians?

    I would imagine that Milktank/Tauros burgers would taste much like hamburgers that we have today. Grumpig and the Blaziken line would supply us with bacon and chicken, and several water pokemon would give us a wide selection of seafood and shellfish to eat.

    Ditto would taste like Jell-O! Muck tastes like chocolate pudding! Or if your in the mood for something a bit more nutritious, indulge yourself with a nice Shaymin salad.
     
    Luck

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    wow, i'd imagine it being really seafood like.
    a nice gorebyss appetizer with shellder on the side, blaziken nuggets, crawdaunt lobster for the main meal, and for dessert, a nice ice cream sundae topped with cherubi.
    It doesn't sound that bad, but i wonder how sceptile would taste.
    Probably seed and sharp leaves, of course.
     

    Gamekrazy

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    It would probably have so many preservatives and other toxic stuff put inside of it that it would have barely any real blaziken inside it...

    ...

    Did I mention how we would have Slugma hot sauce?
     

    herojelly

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    • ...O.o

    *runs as far away from the cannibals as possible*

    That reminds me, May used to always want noodle soup. Wonder where the meat came from.

    And, there's that episode, where they find Whitney. They saw a hamburger stand, didn't they. Explain that. -.-"
     

    rii - chii

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    • lol, I remember when Meowth actually tried to take a bite out of Magikarp, all skin and bones, that's it o.o
     

    Gamethief19

    That's what she said.....
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    • This is making me hungry!

    How 'bout....................Some pidgey wings with a side of slugma hot sauce and for the main course, a Charizard-fired Miltank sirloin. Tasty...
     
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