Everlasting pokemon glitch

[Weespotty]

Make up a brand new glitch that never ends! I'll start:

First choose your starter as piplup, Head to The battle zone then your Piplup turned into a Dewott! Then...

 

[Hooh]

You go to Right, Left, Up, Up, Down, you go into a battle, but it has a strange mix of legend themes! Then

 

[Weespotty]

Every single legend in the game will be in the PC box. Take out Darkai. Next...

 

[mzmingle]

you walk to the nearest house...

 

[The Corrupt Plague]

And you will get a chance to peek at May while she is in the shower. She screams and slaps you. After that you...

 

[Aura.Lucario]

runs away and falls into a pond, only to find out that there's a groudon walking on the water surface...then

 

[PartiallyInsaneWhimsicott]

Groudon squashes you, and then it becomes a Mystery Dungeon where you start off as a Ghastly! Then...

 

[miju-kun]

your first mission is battling an overleveled Raichu, [insert conjunction here]...

 

[BlazeGirl12]

Zekrom shows up, squashes the Raichu, uses Fusion Bolt, then...

 

[Xilfer]

You give the Zekrom the death tap, but it falls on you and you end up back to the human world, you're in front of the PC with six Celebi as your team, then....

 

[Geras]

You deposit all but the sixth and take out five unowns, then go to the bellsprout tower where the celebi becomes shiny. You then...

 

[Xilfer]

Go up to the top of the tower, where you find Arceus, you battle it but it freezes your game.
You reset your game and restart at the pokemon center, you just finished healing your....Missingno? Weird... you then...

 

[BlazeGirl12]

The Missingno. turn into female Marowaks and start whacking you with clubs. As they whack you, pictures of Pokemon graveyards flash in front of your eyes, then...

 

[Chillout]

You trip and fall over a bellsprout and lose your pokemon but then Bellsprout starts following you and then

 

[TheMarkCrafter]

Magikarp will be as Brendan, and May said OMG!

 

[dannyboy601]

Fly to Castelia City to find that all the people have turned into Professor Oak, and the Pokémon to the Kanto starters. Then...

 

[mzmingle]

You talk to the Professor Oak inside the gym, who will give you a TREECKO, the only non-kanto starter left. you name it LEAVE because if you didnt, the glitch wouldnt work. Then...

 

[miju-kun]

...a battle started versus. your mother from the games, then....

 

[Aurora01]

You realize you only have one Pokemon with you and it's a...