OOC: Yoshi, I see you lurking around here so don't shoot me if you beat me to the 'wake up' post and we end up with a paradox, 'kay? I'll edit as necessary, just thought it would be hilarious to have the number one rocket hater on the squad being the waker. :3
IC:
Saffron city. For all the hype of being 'The City of Eternal Lights' it really didn't look all that different from all the other cities of the world, at least not when you arrived there at the break of dawn and your ride was engaged in a heated dialogue with itself. Dialogue? Was it even possible to have a dialogue when there was - theoretically - only one of you? Sera honestly didn't care, though, the bottom line was that she was being denied her beauty sleep and she didn't like it one bit.
"Oy!" the girl called lazily, slowly raising herself from the lying position she had been in. Not many people would think of lying while riding a Dodrio, but it was a habit, and even though the young woman was now quite considerably heavier than the featherweight girl who had first tried this feat so many years ago, the middle head had always been too polite and mellow to raise a fus over it, "Would ya' mind keepin' it down, Tri? I'm tryin' to sleep here!"
{But, ma'm!} the left head protested, for he always insisted on being formal.
{He started it!} the right one cried indignantly.
{How dare you?!} his stricter complement retorted, {It is your insubordination that has caused this conflict to arise!}
{Insubordination?} the right head retorted, {Just because you want to move through life with a maypole up your arse it doesn't mean the rest of us have to follow suit! Besides, I don't recall anyone putting you in charge!}
{So you presume that you're the leader then?!} the left head replied, throwing in a score of mocking laughter, {With you in charge we'd be off running villy-nilly and chasing every set of attractive tail feathers that comes waltzing by!}
{Well with you in charge we'd still be discussing the 'optimal way of walking'} he said the last bit in a mocking imitation of the left head's voice, {At least I get things done!}
{Oh, really?}
{Yeah, really!}
Sera shook her head at the argument, groaning quietly as they passed through the sleepy Saffron suburbs, "Tri..." she began as patiently as she could, "When I said 'Would ya' mind keeping it down' I meant shut it. We're supposed to be movin' discreetly, not wakin' up the whole damn town. So just take me to the train station and stow it."
{Bu-}
"Both of ya'!" the girl snapped, smacking the protesting head with her backhand, "Now Tri..." she turned to the middle head, "We there yet?"
{A-almost...nee-chan.} the timid one replied, nodding towards the approaching form of the train station, {I-I'm sorry I didn't-}
"Just forget it." Sera interrupted, "Ya' can't help the fact that ye're stuck with two stubborn gits." she cast a reprimanding glare at the two other heads at the statement, both of the harumphing and turning in opposite directions.
"Allright, I think ye've done enough." the girl concluded, paying no heed to the sulkers as she nimbly leapt down from the Dodrio's back and onto the ground, "Sorry, Tri." she added as the Central head made a hesitant move to follow her, "Gonna' have to recall ya'. I don't think Dodrios on trains are inconspicious." she flicked out a pokeball from within the confines of her trench coat, pointing it at the Dodrio and returning him before any of the heads could start another racket.
"Inconspicious..." Sera repeated, scoffing as she stalked into the eerily deserted train station, pulling out a ticket from her pocket as she walked up to the train, the scowl on her face clearly marking her feelings on the situation, "They've sure got some nerve..." catching the glimpse of her own reflection in the train's window, she couldn't help grinning wryly at the irony. Cyril had always been the one raised to become the next great executive of legend, yet her she was, Seraphina Geinsbrough, the one he had deemed a hopeless case, about to tread into his boots - black coat, fancy white shirt and all - assigned to the legendary biatch queen of the five. She could practically feel daddy dearest turning in his grave. 'Come to think of it', she thought for herself, 'Maybe this outfit isn't exactly inconspicious.' the girl cast an appraising glance at the clothes she wore, which - she noted - held a bit more black than what seemed to be standard, 'Well, that's the executive's problem. And problems are something she'd better get used to.' her light green eyes glinted with just a hint of malice, 'After all, just because I'm supposed to keep them alive it doesn't mean I have to agree with them.'
Drawing some comfort from this conclusion, she proceeded to step into the train, walking down towards the designated carriage only to find that the door...wouldn't budge? Annoyed - an in no mood to tolerate insubordinate machinery - the girl rattled the door for a while, but to no avail, before she finally realized the obvious, feeling a sting of embarassment as she ran her own fake ID, as identifying yourself as a notorious arsonist probably wasn't inconspicious either, through the scanner - twice, for she had accidentally placed the card in the wrong way.
"Brilliant..." she mumbled, glad that no-one seemed to be around to witness her technological ineptude as she pushed the door open and stepped inside, bracing herself to face the squad of lowflies she would be forced to put up with while trying to picture her oh-so-famous superior, "Just brilliant..."
Well, whatever picture the girl had conjured in her mind certainly didn't coincide with what she saw within the compartment. Instead of the squad of serious businesslike rocket operatives being lorded over by a vicious harridan of an executive she had expected all she saw was a rather worn-looking girl with green hair snoozing on one of the seats of what was otherwise a completely empty compartment. Yes, girl indeed...and a rather frail one at that, Sera noted as she stepped inside and inspected the sleeping individual. Had she come into the wrong carriage? Surely this...this pathetic little thing couldn't be the notorious Mika Mystearica Blackthorn? Well, Sera sure wasn't one to politely wait around for answers. If she had been incovenienced to catch this friggen' train at such an hour then the executive should bloody well take the trouble to get off her lilywhite arse and acknowledge her.
"Oy!" she called out, shaking the sleeping Mika quite roughly, "Wake up! I said wake up, dangit!". Despite her best efforts, the girl did little but stir a bit, however. Obviously, this reaction didn't quite please Sera, so she reached into her satchel, pulling out a bottle of drinking water and slowly, deliberately uncorcking it over the sleeping figure. Oh, if this was the executive there was probably going to be hell to pay, but it would sure be worth it, this every vindictive little cell in her body was telling her.
"Rise and shine, princess." Sera remarked sweetly, pouring the whole contents of the bottle over the girl's head in one go.
OOC: Mika, just to be absolutely clear. You really meant what you said about no character death, right? So technically, this wouldn't warrant Sera being thrown off a moving train, right? Just looking out for my char, you know. xD