gah my ex-boyfriend...

[professor plum]

my ex, aka Britney Spears, has been stalking me lately.
he is such a cyberspace coward.
You don't even want to know what he plays with in the shower D;

It was awful. D: D: D:

And then, he thought he could break up with me via text ~_~

He couldn't even spell break right. I mean, b-r-a-k-e is obvs in your car.

 

[luke]

>:< Don't air our personal laundry on PC >:<

 

[professor plum]

see what I mean by stalking ;0;

 

[Mika]

>:< Don't air our personal laundry on PC >:<

:< You should control him better. *nodnodnod*

 

[digi-kun]

:o it was a text-message breakup? :o

 

[professor plum]

OMG YES IT WAS ;______________;

 

[Angela]

see what I mean by stalking ;0;

Yeah I totally see... This wouldn't have happen if you would have been a stricter girlfriend.... Like look at my pair.. He trembles with fear when I enter the room.. xD


Really, text?

Shame on you Britney! SHAME ON YOU!!

You don't dumb people via text.. Pig!..... *Buys Ursula a coffee..*