Geometric-sama's *manly* recruitment center for hot-and-sexy ho's

My life has been quite manly lately. Unfortunately, this has meant that I have not been able to visit the community as often as I would have liked, nor have I had a chance to update my manly journal. It is almost Christmas; perhaps I will pimp out my hot and sexy hos as Christmas presents.
 
I prefer not to rank my hot and sexy hos; it makes the ones at the top of the list become complacent about their hotness and sexiness. I would prefer that all my hot and sexy hos strive to become hotter and sexier.
 
I am not JA; I am Geometric-sama, the Manly Man of Steel, but I greet you and welcome you to my harem in any case. You are the Derk?
 
Such...concentrated...mathemagical...manliness...it burns...

Have you by any chance attempted to recruit a certain "Colonel Mustang" yet? Or is he not fiery and manly enough?

"I do not think so. As the Manly Man of Steel, I will attract all the hot and sexy hos to my harem."
From whence cometh thy title?! For there is yet another who would seek to make claim o'er it: The offspring of the Iron Blood Alchemist, Basque Gran; and Alex Louis Armstrong, the Strong Arm alchemist!

Ridiculousness aside... If I wrongly identified your avatar, then I'm in for some serious trouble... ;)
 
I am far more manly than any of those you mentioned; show me a Manlier Man of Steel and I will show you someone who does not exist.
 
Geometric-sama said:
I prefer not to rank my hot and sexy hos; it makes the ones at the top of the list become complacent about their hotness and sexiness. I would prefer that all my hot and sexy hos strive to become hotter and sexier.
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I beg to differ, I'm being sold day after day! The demand for my prescence is highy regarded, most likely more than the others. Hahaha~
I trust my ultimate manliness has made you proud!

... okay I used Axe body spray, not like I cheated. =/
 
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Since you asked, how about this one? I trust your judgment, regardless; I don't have a harem, after all.

https://www.geocities.com/harkless25/buff_chick.jpg

By the way, does Crobat belong? Or do his flaming hot speed, fiery passion, and tendency to produce offspring at a rapid rate not quite qualify his inclusion in your rankings? Additionally, the geometric precision with which his four symmetric wings cut through the air is ample testament to his heightened mathematically-endowed sublimity.
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SilentWing said:
Since you asked, how about this one? I trust your judgment, regardless; I don't have a harem, after all.

https://www.geocities.com/harkless25/buff_chick.jpg

By the way, does Crobat belong? Or do his flaming hot speed, fiery passion, and tendency to produce offspring at a rapid rate not quite qualify his inclusion in your rankings? Additionally, the geometric precision with which his four symmetric wings cut through the air is ample testament to his heightened mathematically-endowed sublimity.
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..You were horribly wrong there, dude. Crobat kicks ass, but obviously, you don't understand why. You're explanation was off in..so many different ways. There is one reason why it's so badass, that being that Crobat is..a fat little purple bat with 4 wings, and Gross teeth, and makes a noise all like "RRRRRRAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRRRR." Now take him out from your sig. You're don't deserve to be seen with the essence of pure Metal anywhere near you. Obviously by me being banned this time, you were trying to steal my role. Crobat is my signature pokemon. His shiny version is pink <33

..dude, seriously..who the hell are you, and where did you come from? XD

..now that Crobat has somehow been brought up, JA!! MAKE MY PLUSHIE!! <33
 
Warheart said:
People obviously need to recognize the fact that you actually have a life, and can't be forced into posting here every five effing minutes T_T
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Her post count says otherwise. :x

Anyways, 'bout time I posted in here. I am, after all, part of the harem.
 
I am...SilentWing! (Wipe that shock from thy face!)
Shiny Crobat is indeed pink. Is that not the very epitome of inordinate Poke-hotness? RRRRRRAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRRRR, indeed!! ;)

It's very heartwarming to see someone else actually appreciate liwwle Cwobie Wobie (in fact, I saw you post something about Crobat in zel's club as well). Perhaps unfortunately for thee, if there's ever a Crobat plushie to be made, verily shall it be mine, for I shall be its maker.

Nay! but that I might make so bold as to proffer some rectifications of my own! Crobat is not little, nor is he fat (and 'tis not merely due to the fact that I hunt for the smallest of Zubats to train, or is it?). All of my Crobat also maintain perfectly pearly white gnashers. Additionally, if he is truly thy signature Pokemon, why then does he not appear therein? Your signature is pitifully bereft of his sublime presence!

In regards to Crobatanatics in this thread, the more the merrier, is it not? :)
 
Wow whoever made his manly sig and avatar is a genius!!!
I am here to sign up to be a hot n sexy ho'
 
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