Merry Christmas? Why didn't you send me anything? XD
Anyway D is getting so old *Gives D walking cane* YAY now he can go out and walk 100% better with the new cane I gave him *sees D walk in the road and gets ran over by a bus*. [Note to Self: Never buy anyone a walking cane again.] Well no on liked him anyway. XD
Getting ran over by a bus... hm... *Thinks* *Has a flash back of D's last birthday and remembers that he got hit by a brick* *Snaps out of it and looks around for flying bricks* Well I guess I'm lucky today *gets hit by a bus* XD
Happy 18th birthday D. Now don't go out and get drunk.
Remember kids, Friends don't let Friends drive drunk. Unless you're friend of Dakota, he can drive in his sleep. XD