Have a stupid question? Get a stupid answer!

[chickenofunity]

It is not a curtain, it is your face.

Why are spots not green?

 

[Saitou]

Because green is not spots.

Why do dogs chase cats?

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Because cheese. Is. AWESOME.

And what the hell are you ranting about now?

 

[Saitou]

How chickens dance the chicken dance.

What color is a blue rooster?

 

[rndm.]

It's hairy.

Why walk on water when we've got boats?

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Because that's What Jesus Would Do.

No?

 

[Saitou]

Hay.

Are you high from the pot you've been smoking, little dwarf?

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Yes.

No, but why then?

 

[Saitou]

Not then, that.

Why are you dancing on this guy's head?

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Because you can't tell me what to do and not to do! D:

Then what?

 

[Saitou]

What? Who's what? What, what?

Can..it..be?!

 

[Reddo]

Then the giant Sunfloras ate the Sun...

Why are you reading this?

 

[Saitou]

It has porn black toilets.

Why can't you see the obvious?

 

[Reddo]

It is surrounded by shadows...

Do you have a cake too?

 

[Pokestick good times.]

I do not speak Engurisu, sir.

Why?

 

[Saitou]

Wynaut.

Can you walk-the- walk and talk-the-talk?

 

[chickenofunity]

If pigs can do Algebra in french.

Are you from Mars?

 

[Saitou]

From Galaxy, actually.

Do you know your ABCs?

 

[dragoniteuser]

Sure he goes to same class as me!

Why does a fish swim?

 

[Saitou]

It cannot fly.

Can an elephant dance salsa?