Have a stupid question? Get a stupid answer!

[smithtism]

Because you were busy trying to lick your elbow.

Can jigglypuff_96 lick her elbow?

 

[Massacre.]

No, he/she/it bit it off.

How do you spell "I"?

 

[kittykitten]

E-Y-E.

How come sunsets are pink and orange?

 

[smithtism]

Because brown and green would look gross.

Who's the real killer in Clue?

 

[kittykitten]

Chuckie did it in the Library.

When do you know it's time to shave your legs?

 

[smithtism]

Whenever you aren't bleeding uncontrollably.

How many seconds are in a minute?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

If you have time to be asking that kind of question, then you should be using that time to figure it out.

Don't you want a night to remember?

 

[mew_nani]

I want a night with a slice of cheese pizza and a 24 gallon Sprite, thank you very much. :)

Who will the next president of the United States be?

 

[smithtism]

Bugs Bunny.

What causes bad dreams?

 

[TheMarkCrafter]

When you see funny things.
Can i get a new logo?

 

[deoxys121]

No, I'm having too much fun staring at your current one.

Why is it that when I text via Yahoo Messenger, the texts often don't go through?

 

[smithtism]

Harry Houdini is making your texts disappear.

Who's in my closet?

 

[Bluerang1]

My future driver.

Is this space or light?

 

[mzmingle]

Its Mr Waffle Man!

Am I a light?

 

[The Last One]

no, your a dark xD


IS Kirby related to Jigglypuff?

 

[smithtism]

Yes, Kirby is Jigglypuff's aunt's father's sister's roomate's best friend's cousin-in-law's brother's poker buddy.

What's in I Can't Believe It's Not Butter?

 

[The Last One]

spitting tabacco mixed with cow urine.... eww

is Justin beiber a girl?

 

[smithtism]

I don't know, but I'm not checking.

Who took my hat?

 

[The Last One]

the hat rack murderer..

is lady gaga a dude?

 

[deoxys121]

No... she isn't. Or... is she.....?

Did Justin Bieber crawl out from the depths of Hell?