Hello there, nice to meet you ^_^
Well I think the "old talk" is cool, honestly. Plus it brings a bit of variation to the forums of these days. "The past is a foreign land, they do things differently there" ~I forgot who said that.
Anyways, hopefully this will brighten your day a tad bit:
A lunatic Asylum. The warden is thinking about letting some of the patients free. He has three candidates, but is told to release only one of them, whoever is the most sane in comparison.
So he calls the first candidate in his office and asks "two plus two equals what?"
The candidate replies: "Sixty."
Warden: we will think about your release, send the next person please.
So the warden asks the second patient candidate, "two plus two equals...?"
Second candidate: "Sunday!"
the Warden: "thank you, you have given us a lot to think about. Next!"
so the third one is sent in, and the warden asks, "tell me son, two plus two equals what?"
third candidate: "four."
Warden: I knew it! I knew you could nail it! Here let me sign your release papers right now."
So as the warden was about to sign the release papers of the patient, he asked the patient candidate out of curiousity, "son, how did you get that one right?"
So the third candidate replies with a smile: "Its pretty simple, sir. All I had to do was add sunday with sixty."
