Help Save My Rattata!

die,go to hell.get the IRN-BRU. ONLY way.

nurse, poison for the poster below me!
 
*Gets poison, trips and the Rattata melts*

Nurse! We need a Magikarp! Say the Rat evolved!
 
All I could find was a Feebas



Nurse! I need a thingy to help my eyes! the feebas is butt-ugly!
 
I can't find any! *Trips over earlier spilt oil and hits head on floor knocking her out unconcious*

Nurse I need a better nurse!
 
*Grabs* Here! Quick!

Nurse get the cleaner to clean the oil I left on the floor for a very long time!
 
Ok! *nearly trips over oil spill* Ok it's done!

Nurse I need the life saver to save this Rattata that I melted!
 
"Umm I only found this thing that reads 'Warning! Highly Electrical!' "

Nurse, I need a break!
 
A Hacksaw! Nurse get Me a HACKSAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Ok! *grabs a hacksaw*

Nurse, I think the patient is dead! I need a bag of skittles to bring it back to life with fruitiness!
 
Here's your mop! *turns around and mop handle hits you*

Doctor, I need a painkilling shot, quick!
 
here *spills it on the doctor* let's see if it works *grabs the hacksaw*

nurse i need a caaaaaaaaaaaaaake!! morrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre fooooooooooood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Okey dokey!-gets cake and trips, smooshing it on the Rattata xD)

Nurse! I need some purple paint to cover up all these scars and gapping wounds that we did not put here!!!
 
Nurse: The Store only had green
Doctor: We'll say that it is a shiny now
Nurse: But i think...(Slips and dies on oil spill)
Doctor: Nurse get me a morally questionable person to burn the body
 
Argh! Who killed all the MAGIKARPS ???? T_T

Nurse quick kill all the team rocket peoples @_@
 
I couldn't find any so I killed a squirrel instead. You can have it....

Quick, Nurse! Get me a GIANT! Atlas to bash over the rattata's head and shock it back to life.
 
Here you go. *Rattata is allergic to Max Revives and ends up dying... to the max*.

NURSE, I need a knife to kill you as your witnesses
 
Ummm...is this good enough? *is holding a girly plastic toy knife* Ahhh! *gets plastic toy knife stuck in throat* Wow...it...is...good...enou...*almost dies, but manages to get the fake knife out of her throat*

I need a Ratticate! Let's just say we did some training after we cured the Rattata!
 
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