Hitler used Wave of the Thunders! (A UU battle log)

[Opposite Day]

Hitler used Wave of the Thunders! (But it failed!)

So I, Gamer, have recently been working on "Team Nazi" its my UU "stall" team and I've been trying to work out the kinks and such in it, so I challenged Opposite day to a battle to test out my tweaks, results are listed below.

Simply put, after having played stall a bit, I decided that I wanted to gain an offensive mindset in order to be able to stall better. When Gamer challenged me, I simply decided that I could gain a little more experience with my "Blitzin' Bastards", which admittedly is more of a gimmick team, but still packs quite a punch. The result? Read on for yourselves...

Team Nazi VS

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The Blitzin' Bastards

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Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause, Species Clause, Timed Battle

HAPPY FUN TIME

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Gamer sent out Eva Braun.
Opposite Day sent out Uxie.
Opposite Day switched in Absol.
Absol is exerting its pressure!
Eva Braun used Taunt.
Absol fell for the taunt!
Froslass 100%
Absol 100%/Taunted
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Absol used Night Slash.
It's super effective!
Eva Braun lost 107% of its health.
Gamer's Eva Braun fainted.
Froslass 0%//FNT
Absol 100%/Taunted

First round, I taunted, assuming he would leave in Uxie or switch to a wall of some sort, so either way, my taunt would be useful, but he went to Absol, rather unexpected, I was trapped, because its either going to A) Pursuit me or B) use Night Slash either way, im deadsies.
Uxie is a fantastic lead, in the sense that though it almost never gets to set up on the first turn, it allows me to imagine what the opponent will do to it, and in this case, there were only really two things it could've done, 1) Start setting up spikes, and 2) Taunt me. Either way, Absol would get a free switch-in, and considering that this team amongst others also lack a spinner, the prevention of as many hazards as possible is vital for my team. Also, Scarf Absol is freaking awesome ^__^

Battle Recap

6 - 5: Opposite Day

Opposite Day's Team Status.
Uxie: 100%
Absol: 100%
Venusaur: 100%
Marowak: 100%
Porygon-Z: 100%
Drifblim: 100%
Gamer's Team Status.
Froslass: 0%// Fainted
Registeel: 100%
Venusaur: 100%
Milotic: 100%
Spiritomb: 100%
Umbreon: 100%

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Gamer switched in Hitler.
Opposite Day switched in Uxie.
Hitler used Thunder Wave.
Uxie is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Registeel 100%
Uxie 100%/Paralyzed
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Hitler used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!
Uxie used Thunder Wave.
Hitler is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Registeel 100%/Paralysed
Uxie 100%/Paralysed
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I used Thunder Wave to try and prevent it from setting up screens or whatever it may have in its arsenal bar the obvious Stealth Rock, also, it slows him down so I can maybe kill it later.
This team has as good as no way to deal with status... (and everything else (no fire resist says HI!)), so I switch Uxie back in to deal with the rather obvious T-Wave. Uxie can't do anything in return, but then again so can't he - incoming set up!


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Gamer switched in Mengele.
Uxie used Reflect.
A barrier was formed!
Venusaur 100%
Uxie 100%/Paralysed
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Mengele used Leech Seed.
Mengele's attack missed!
Uxie used Thunder Wave.
Mengele is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Venusaur 100%/Paralysed
Uxie 100%/Paralysed
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Went to Venusaur, because I could PHaze it out with Leech Seed or at least gain some health back.
Oh well, 1 of 2 screens is acceptable. Also, it is at times like this that I'm grateful that T-Wave has 100% accuracy, not like that stupid WOW that always lets me down and misses whenever it can :/


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Opposite Day switched in Venusaur.
Pointed stones dug into Venusaur.
Mengele used Leech Seed.
Mengele's attack missed!
Venusaur's leftovers restored its health a little!
Venusaur 100%/Paralysed
Venusaur 94%
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Used Leech Seed again, but O-D predicted it correctly, curses.
Obvious Leech Seed is obvious ^^ (also, this is actually the only time our two Venu's meet. I guess it is paralysed in fear of the cooler Venusaur <: )


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Gamer switched in Hitler.
Venusaur used Swords Dance.
Venusaur's attack was sharply raised.
Venusaur's leftovers restored its health a little!
Registeel 100%/Paralysed
Venusaur 100%/+2 Attack
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Opposite Day switched in Marowak.
Pointed stones dug into Marowak.
Hitler used Thunder Wave.
It doesn't affect Marowak...
Registeel 100%/Paralysed
Marowak 94%
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Just playing scouting/prediction games at this point, nothing too exciting.
I don't want my Venu to suffer the same fate as his did, so I simply go straight to Marowak on the incoming T-Wave, which actually works out.


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Gamer switched in Himmler.
Marowak used Substitute.
Marowak lost 25% of its health.
Marowak made a substitute!
Milotic 100%
Marowak 69%/Substitute
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Himmler used Surf.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Marowak!
Marowak's substitute faded!
Marowak used Double-edge.
Himmler lost 52% of its health.
Himmler's leftovers restored its health a little!
Milotic 54%
Marowak 69%
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Caught me off guard with a Substitute set, and to be honest, it kind of worried me because I wasn't sure if I could counter it.
I figured that he would probably switch to an incoming levitator or something, and thus, I decided to Double-Edge to at least leave a hurt on that seafish. There's no way I would leave it in on an obvious Surf w/o a sub though...

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Opposite Day switched in Venusaur.
Pointed stones dug into Venusaur.
Himmler used Surf.
It's not very effective...
Venusaur lost 17% of its health.
Venusaur's reflect wore off!
Venusaur's leftovers restored its health a little!
Himmler's leftovers restored its health a little!
Milotic 60%
Venusaur 77%
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Gamer switched in Hitler.
Venusaur used Sleep Powder.
But it failed!
Venusaur's leftovers restored its health a little!
Registeel 100%/Paralysed
Venusaur 83%
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Opposite Day switched in Uxie.
Pointed stones dug into Uxie.
Hitler used Thunder Wave.
But it failed!
Registeel 100%/Paralysed
Uxie 88%/Paralysed
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Tried to paralyze Venusaur because I know its got a SD set, so I don't want it to murder my team, but O-D predicts it correctly.
Perhaps the Sleep was a bit too predictable, but risk vs. reward, I suppose. Anyways props to Gamer for predicting that, and since the only reason why he would be switching in on an potential EQ, is to cripple me, I go to the already crippled baby of this team.

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Uxie is paralysed! It can't move!
Hitler used Iron Head.
Uxie lost 11% of its health.
Registeel 100%/Paralysed
Uxie 77%/Paralysed
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Gamer switched in Jodl.
Uxie used Reflect.
A barrier was formed!
Umbreon 100%
Uxie 77%/Paralysed
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Went to Umbreon, because I'm still not even sure if Uxie has attacks, and it seems like it doesn't, so I decided that makes it set up fodder for my Curse Umbreon.
It IS set up fodder, but so are Umbreon. Nothing on my team really likes this thing, so if I can just manage to get in on a Curse or something with Absol, that would probably be the best way I could deal with it.. (You know it is an ass team when you have to rely on super luck crits D: ) I decide to simply set up screens and hope for the best.
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Jodl used Curse.
Jodl's speed was lowered.
Jodl's attack was raised.
Jodl's defence was raised.
Uxie used Thunder Wave.
Jodl is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Umbreon 100%/+1 Attack & Defence, -1 Speed, Paralysed
Uxie 77%/Paralysed

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Uxie is paralysed! It can't move!
Jodl used Wish.
Jodl made a wish!
Umbreon 100%/+1 Attack & Defence, -1 Speed, Paralysed, Wish
Uxie 77%/Paralysed

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Uxie used Light Screen.
A barrier was formed!
Jodl is paralysed! It can't move!
The wish came true!
Jodl restored 50% of its health.
Umbreon 100%/+1 Attack & Defence, -1 Speed, Paralysed
Uxie 77%/Paralysed

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Opposite Day switched in Absol.
Absol is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Absol.
Jodl used Heal Bell.
Umbreon 100%/+1 Attack & Defence, -1 Speed
Absol 88%
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Got that Heal Bell off, which probably saved me to be honest.
My first time facing a Heal Bell Umbreon. Can't say that I like it :/
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Absol used Superpower.
It's super effective!
Jodl lost 42% of its health.
Absol's attack was lowered.
Absol's defence was lowered.
Jodl used Curse.
Jodl's speed was lowered.
Jodl's attack was raised.
Jodl's defence was raised.
Jodl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon 69%/+2 Attack & Defence, -2 Speed
Absol 88%/-1 Attack & Defence
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Perfect. No crit or anything. Got another Curse up, and it was forced to switch out.
Just wanted to check how much damage it would do, however, even Superpower from an Adamant 252 130 attack stat does pitiful damage to it. Seems like my only choice is to set up along-side it then...

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Opposite Day switched in Venusaur.
Pointed stones dug into Venusaur.
Jodl used Wish.
Jodl made a wish!
Venusaur's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jodl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon 75%/+2 Attack & Defence, -2 Speed, Wish
Venusaur 77%
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Venusaur used Sleep Powder.
Venusaur's attack missed!
Jodl used Curse.
Jodl's speed was lowered.
Jodl's attack was raised.
Jodl's defence was raised.
Venusaur's reflect wore off!
The wish came true!
Jodl restored 50% of its health.
Venusaur's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon 100%/+3 Attack & Defence, -3 Speed
Venusaur 83%
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Venusaur used Sleep Powder.
Jodl fell asleep!
Jodl is fast asleep!
Venusaur's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon 100%/+3 Attack & Defence, -3 Speed, Sleep
Venusaur 89%
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Venusaur used Swords Dance.
Venusaur's attack was sharply raised.
Jodl is fast asleep!
Venusaur's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon 100%/+3 Attack & Defence, -3 Speed, Sleep
Venusaur 95%/+2 Attack
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Venusaur used Swords Dance.
Venusaur's attack was sharply raised.
Jodl woke up!
Jodl used Payback.
Venusaur lost 74% of its health.
Venusaur's light screen wore off!
Venusaur's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon 100%/+3 Attack & Defence, -3 Speed
Venusaur 26%/+4 Attack
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I love you Umbreon. Wakes up just in time to cause a big hurt onto Venusaur, forcing it to not attack for at least one turn.
Be careful for what you wish for Gamer, this is a MONO Venusaur ^___^

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Venusaur used Sleep Powder.
Jodl fell asleep!
Jodl is fast asleep!
Venusaur's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon 100%/+3 Attack & Defence, -3 Speed, Sleep
Venusaur 32%/+4 Attack
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Venusaur used Synthesis.
Venusaur restored 50% of its health.
Jodl is fast asleep!
Venusaur's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon 100%/+3 Attack & Defence, -3 Speed, Sleep
Venusaur 78%/+4 Attack
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Gamer: SEROIUSLSDOGIUSDF(*Ew0p9urfv7r7atrfyu2]uru4723q0jhyure-ygfh0273tu
Opposite Day: 75% isn't that bad

Venusaur used Power Whip.
Jodl lost 39% of its health.
Jodl is fast asleep!
Venusaur's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jodl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon 67%/+3 Attack & Defence, -3 Speed, Sleep
Venusaur 84%/+4 Attack
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Venusaur used Power Whip.
Jodl lost 37% of its health.
Jodl woke up!
Jodl used Payback.
Venusaur lost 83% of its health.
Venusaur's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jodl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon 36%/+3 Attack & Defence, -3 Speed
Venusaur 7%/+4 Attack
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Venusaur used Power Whip.
Venusaur's attack missed!
Jodl used Payback.
Venusaur lost 79% of its health.
Opposite Day's Venusaur fainted.
Jodl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon 42%/+3 Attack & Defence, -3 Speed
Venusaur 0%/FNT

I got SOOO lucky right there. If that wouldn't have missed, I would have been so dead. But, take as you get them. I felt it wasn't game breaking or anything, but thank God power whip has less than perfect accuracy.
Bah. Oh well, sleep powder didn't miss earlier, so I guess this sort of made up for it, but meh. Anyway this means that I can switch in the second revenge killer of this team (nothing on this team can switch in at anything at all barring Venusaur), and hopefully get a nice, clean KO with the Sp.Att boost...

Battle Recap

5 - 5: Gamer

Opposite Day's Team Status.
Uxie: 77%/Paralysed
Absol: 88%
Venusaur: 0%// Fainted
Marowak: 94%
Porygon-Z: 100%
Drifblim: 100%
Gamer's Team Status.
Froslass: 0%// Fainted
Registeel: 100%
Venusaur: 100%
Milotic: 60%
Spiritomb: 100%
Umbreon: 42%/+3 Attack & Defence, -3 Speed
Rocks

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[Opposite Day]

Gamer: finally
Opposite Day: no fair
Opposite Day: overgrow would've finished ya
Opposite Day: D:

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Opposite Day switched in Porygonz.
Porygonz's Download raised its stats!
Porygonz's special attack was raised.
Pointed stones dug into Porygonz.
Porygonz used Tri Attack.
Jodl lost 41% of its health.
Jodl used Wish.
Jodl made a wish!
Jodl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon 7%/+3 Attack & Defence, -3 Speed, Wish
Porygon-Z 88%/+1 Special Attack
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Gamer switched in Himmler.
Porygonz used Tri Attack.
Himmler lost 48% of its health.
The wish came true!
Himmler restored 50% of its health.
Himmler's leftovers restored its health a little!
Milotic 68%
Porygon-Z 88%/+1 Special Attack
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Porygonz used Tri Attack.
Himmler lost 46% of its health.
Himmler used Surf.
Porygonz lost 43% of its health.
Himmler's leftovers restored its health a little!
Milotic 28%
Porygon-Z 45%/+1 Special Attack
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Porygonz used Tri Attack.
Himmler lost 46% of its health.
Gamer's Himmler fainted.
Milotic 0%/FNT
Porygon-Z 45%/+1 Special Attack

I hate broken Pokemon Porygon-z. Thats it.
Yep, two scarfers on one team. I figured that if I'd send PZ out on that +3 Umbreon its Sp.A would rise up... and it swiftly 2HKO's Milotic. Man, is this thing powerful or what D:

Battle Recap

5 - 4: Opposite Day

Opposite Day's Team Status.
Uxie: 77%/Paralysed
Absol: 88%
Venusaur: 0%// Fainted
Marowak: 94%
Porygon-Z: 45%/+1 Sp. Attack
Drifblim: 100%
Gamer's Team Status.
Froslass: 0%// Fainted
Registeel: 100%
Venusaur: 100%
Milotic: 0%// Fainted
Spiritomb: 100%
Umbreon: 7%
Rocks

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Gamer switched in Goebbels.
Goebbels is exerting its pressure!
Opposite Day switched in Uxie.
Pointed stones dug into Uxie.
Goebbels used Hidden Power.
It's not very effective...
Uxie lost 6% of its health.
Spiritomb 100%
Uxie 59%/Paralysed
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Goebbels used Dark Pulse.
It's super effective!
Uxie lost 42% of its health.
Uxie is paralysed! It can't move!
Spiritomb 100%
Uxie 17%/Paralysed
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Goebbels used Dark Pulse.
It's super effective!
Uxie lost 39% of its health.
Opposite Day's Uxie fainted.
Spiritomb 100%
Uxie 0%/FNT

Got it. Probably should have gone for the Dark Pulse on the P-Z switch, but whatever. Thank the Lord Dark Pulse and Hidden Power has alot of PP.
I hate parahax. At least I could've gotten another Light Screen going...
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Battle Recap

4 - 4: Gamer

Opposite Day's Team Status.
Uxie: 0%// Fainted
Absol: 88%
Venusaur: 0%// Fainted
Marowak: 94%
Porygon-Z: 45%
Drifblim: 100%
Gamer's Team Status.
Froslass: 0%// Fainted
Registeel: 100%
Venusaur: 100%
Milotic: 0%// Fainted
Spiritomb: 100%
Umbreon: 7%
Rocks

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Opposite Day switched in Absol.
Absol is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Absol.
Absol used Night Slash.
Goebbels lost 34% of its health.
Goebbels used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Absol lost 59% of its health.
Goebbels's leftovers restored its health a little!
Spiritomb 82%
Absol 16%
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Absol used Night Slash.
Goebbels lost 32% of its health.
Goebbels used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Absol lost 55% of its health.
Opposite Day's Absol fainted.
Goebbels's leftovers restored its health a little!
Spiritomb 56%
Absol 0%/FNT
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Having no weaknesses is a WONDERFUL thing. Hidden Power Fighting is so useful.
Kekeke, I figure that Absol is near useless for me considering the lack of fast pokes barring the posthumous Froslass, thus I send it in to wear it down to Marowak's kill range.
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Opposite Day switched in Marowak.
Pointed stones dug into Marowak.
Marowak used Earthquake.
Goebbels lost 65% of its health.
Gamer's Goebbels fainted.
Spiritomb 0%/FNT
Marowak 63%

In retrospect, I probably should have changed to something Registeel and just sacrificed it for Venusaur to come in and kill it but oh well.
Marowak outspeeds something. That's rather amazing, trust me.
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Battle Recap

3 - 3: Opposite Day

Opposite Day's Team Status.
Uxie: 0%// Fainted
Absol: 0%// Fainted
Venusaur: 0%// Fainted
Marowak: 88%
Porygon-Z: 45%
Drifblim: 100%
Gamer's Team Status.
Froslass: 0%// Fainted
Registeel: 100%
Venusaur: 100%
Milotic: 0%// Fainted
Spiritomb: 0%// Fainted
Umbreon: 7%
Rocks

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Gamer switched in Mengele.
Opposite Day switched in Drifblim.
Pointed stones dug into Drifblim.
Mengele used Energy Ball.
It's not very effective...
Drifblim lost 19% of its health.
Venusaur 100%
Drifblim 56%

At this point, I was considering sacrificing Marowak for P-Z to wreak havoc upon his team, but I figure that it would've been stopped dead cold by Registeel lurking back there at 100%. In other words, I have no other choice than to try the original purpose of this team..
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Drifblim used Thunder Wave.
Mengele is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Mengele is paralysed! It can't move!
Venusaur 100%/Paralysed
Drifblim 56%
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Drifblim used Substitute.
Drifblim lost 25% of its health.
Drifblim made a substitute!
Mengele used Leech Seed.
But it failed!
Venusaur 100%/Paralysed
Drifblim 31%/Substitute
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Drifblim used Baton Pass.
Opposite Day switched in Marowak.
Pointed stones dug into Marowak.
Mengele is paralysed! It can't move!
Venusaur 100%/Paralysed
Marowak 56%/Substitute
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Gamer: >:
Opposite Day: omg
Opposite Day: this could be VERY exiting

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Marowak used Belly Drum.
Marowak lost 50% of its health.
Marowak's attack was raised.
Mengele is paralysed! It can't move!
Venusaur 100%/Paralysed
Marowak 6%/+6 Attack, Substitute

Warning kids, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.
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Marowak used Earthquake.
Mengele lost 258% of its health.
Gamer's Mengele fainted.
Venusaur 0%/FNT
Marowak 6%/+6 Attack, Substitute

Gamer: STOP BEING PARALYZED YOU ****!
Opposite Day: MWAHAHAHAHA

*Warning* Parahax is bad! Ugh.
I live in luck-o-topia! We eat from cornucopias! And Marowak will wipe your ass!

Battle Recap

3 - 2: Opposite Day

Opposite Day's Team Status.
Uxie: 0%// Fainted
Absol: 0%// Fainted
Venusaur: 0%// Fainted
Marowak: 6%/Substitute, +6 Attack
Porygon-Z: 45%
Drifblim: 31%
Gamer's Team Status.
Froslass: 0%// Fainted
Registeel: 100%
Venusaur: 0%// Fainted
Milotic: 0%// Fainted
Spiritomb: 0%// Fainted
Umbreon: 7%
Rocks​

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Gamer switched in Jodl.
Jodl used Wish.
Jodl made a wish!
Marowak used Earthquake.
Jodl lost 224% of its health.
Gamer's Jodl fainted.
Umbreon 0%/FNT
Marowak 6%/+6 Attack, Substitute
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Gamer switched in Hitler.
Hitler used Iron Head.
The substitute took damage for Marowak!
Marowak used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Hitler lost 412% of its health.
Gamer's Hitler fainted.
Registeel 0%/FNT
Marowak 6%/+6 Attack, Substitute

I was less than thrilled at this point. If only Venu didn't get para'd so much. Oh well it was a great fight, and almost as good as my one v. Jake, if not equal to it. But, I would rather lose to a cool unique team, than some unoriginal team. Good job to Opposite Day for the match.
At this point, I actually couldn't believe that I pulled this off. Gamer got his bit of parahax, but the match was much more equal than the score would say. After all, the Nazi's were defeated by the Blitz, and (kinda) fitting enough, Hitler dies last of all. Thanks a lot to Gamer for this rather awesome match.

Opposite Day wins!

Gamer: ****
Gamer: gg
Opposite Day: gg lol
Gamer has left the room.

End Result

3 - 0: Opposite Day

Opposite Day's Team Status.
Uxie: 0%// Fainted
Absol: 0%// Fainted
Venusaur: 0%// Fainted
Marowak: 7%/+6 Attack, Substitute
Porygon-Z: 45%
Drifblim: 31%
Gamer's Team Status.
Froslass: 0%// Fainted
Registeel: 0%// Fainted
Venusaur: 0%// Fainted
Milotic: 0%// Fainted
Spiritomb: 0%// Fainted
Umbreon: 0%// Fainted
Rocks​

Props:
~Umbreon for being more of a sweeper than a tank.
∞Uxie for paralyzing half of Gamer's team with no trouble at all, and getting screens off twice
~Venusaur for actually being really reliable until the end.
∞Marowak for its thick club and fat belly
~Opposite day for the match.
∞Gamer for being awesome and not leaving after that belly drum got pulled off. And the match.

Slops:
~Froslass for being trapped and totally useless.
∞Hitler for not taking damage until the last move of the game -.-
~Milotic for dying fast.
∞Spiritomb for being a menace to my frail sweepers
~Paralyzed status for existing.
∞Absol for doing pitiful damage to everything barring the thingy with defensive stats of 70/70 w/ a STAB SE 70 BP move
~Me for losing.
∞ ^

Conclusion

Screw Medicham, Rampardos, and Azumarill. With tons of support and sheer luck, this guy will demolish nations with its fearsome power.
(the following is an artists impression of the late battle)

Credits to Beachy, Postman, and Gamer for CSS and comments, respectively.
This should also prove that total noob teams might also make rather interesting battles... so all you newbs out there, stop reading and get out battling!​

 

[Alternative]

This was an enjoyable read for me.
I have no idea how Gamer's Veusaur was Paralyzed for 3 turns in a row. Seems like bad luck or something.

 

[Lila]

I liked the battle, and even though the nicknames of the pokemon are relevant (sort of, because of the theme) it would be nice if you edited them out. It was a little confusing for me figuring out who was who at first. But otherwise good job. :D

 

[JOSHIKINZ_94]

that looked lke a very fun battle for you guys, and until now i didnt know the real potential of a belly drum set:)

 

[Opposite Day]

@ Hayley Williams: Thanks a lot, this battle was just pure fun all through (well at least for me, idk about Gamer rofl. (however venusaur was "only" parahaxed twice in a row.. wasn't that lucky XD)

@ Lila: Yeah, I saw the problem myself, but then again it gets rather messy if I make it double names all over. I'll see what I can do the next time (if such a time ever comes)

@ Joshikins, it almost never works, so don't confide in it :P

Thanks a lot for your kind replies. ^^

 

[Pokedra]

The format was very good and the commentary was satisfactory though I feel you could've put a little more, decent battle and great log (b'_')b