Soul Eater
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- Death City, Nevada
- Seen Dec 5, 2012
It's simultaneously the name of an anime series, and the name of a character.
And everyone should totally go watch it. Right now.
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I'm am very interested in that story. For some weird reason.
Restrooms are always a good source of inspiration.You asked for it... THE WHOLE STORY. AHEM.
Spoiler:I think it was a tender winter day at school. As teachers always liked to sadistically watch as children froze on half broken benches outside the building, there was no real way to get warm apart from hanging in the restroom; a place which no teacher would enter.
Being someone who hates the cold like bears hate poachers, we now switch to Edsbob, who was sitting in the first toilet cubicle of a particular restroom. As well as regretting poking thumb holes in the cuffs of the jumper being worn, I mentally cursed at the person who was stalling in the restroom having the longest chat known to mankind on their cell/mobile phone. By them doing so, I realised I couldn't hog the hand dryer to myself without uncouthly disrupting their three-class long conversation.
So I'm sitting there bored, staring at the ground wishing I had married a heater when I hear a miraculous noise; the person had most likely ended their conversation and was walking out the door. I looked straight at the door in hope. Then I see just one word. Etched haphazardly into the peeling teal paint;
"EDSBOB"
...I stare at it for a while. Is it a code name? Is it just the janitor being rebellious? Does someone actually have this name? I didn't know what it was. But all I thought was...
"I could use that."
I was so taken by this name that I had forgotten that I just missed the chance to utilise the warmth of the hand dryer, because the bell/siren had just gone off.
Since then, I use the name for Animals, for a nickname, for tests I don't have confidence in, for bots, my ever deceasing Tamagotchis (Edsbob, Eddy, Edie, Edsbob, Eds), Pokemon-- You name it. I knew the name 'Edsbob' was meant to be used without hesitation. I had even been suspected of being the one who had etched the word onto the door because of my usage of it at school.
'Edsbob' and the door-scratcher had won a special place in my heart. My Togekiss was called 'Edsbob' and he provided me with the rare victory. Then finally, I reach these forums. During registration, I blankly stare at the room door for ideas for my username. Deja Vu hits me like a sleeping Truckie hitting another sleeping Truckie on the highway.
This was meant to be. All for now...
Username: Edsbob
What? You didn't want to hear my life story? Of course you did, you sly crab! What? Shut up? ...Okay.