How not to become a mod...

[Ho-Oh]

In this thread, you state ways how not to become a mod.

Inspired by a certain person. XDD -coughsilverriolucough-

For example~
Poster one: By stalking the staff
Poster two: By giving... offerings to the staff.

And continue on like that.

 

[Tater Tot]

By acting like you're part of the staff, (Mini-modding.)

 

[Guillermo]

By offering mods money, and voting for them in MOTM?

 

[Ho-Oh]

By blaming PC for your problems.

 

[Alter Ego]

By adding mods to your friend list. Seriously. :<

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

OMG be my friend!
Post links to other forums. Like this!

 

[Aizuke]

Posting in a staff's profile saying, "Hi, how are you..............................................."

 

[the bitter end.]

By PMing them with this message:

dud, i lik need 2 be a mod, like i would be so good make me a mod, if you dont ill cry

 

[Aizuke]

By obsessing and talking about staff 24/7.

 

[Midori Chi]

by nagging about the color of your username? XD

 

[Ho-Oh]

By typing slow replies just to make them perfect when really they make you seem worse.

 

[SpartanPatriot]

Tell them you want to have their babies.

 

[Parabolic]

By asking for the position. You have no clue how many times this happens. >.>;

 

[Guillermo]

By offering mods a cookie?

 

[Dogboy2709]

By Double + posting with replies that are like this:

rhjkhkrehdehu

 

[Tater Tot]

By making a fool of yourself around them. *coughSRcough*

 

[Saryka]

By sucking up to them, no matter how much they put you down. XD;

 

[Tater Tot]

Saryka said it all. XD

By thinking that if you're friends with the staff they'll make you a moderator.

 

[Cherrim]

I had a whole freaking list of these once.

Report EVERYTHING. Whether it's wrong or not. Mods love logging on to see 50 post reports.

By PMing them with this message:

dud, i lik need 2 be a mod, like i would be so good make me a mod, if you dont ill cry

I swear I've gotten this exact PM before.

 

[Nikko.Ideator]

By NOT being a helpful contributor to the community.
By NOT being kind, honest, and inviting to all users.
By NOT making major contributions in your threads.
By NOT sencerely impressing the staff, without you having to go to them.
By NOT helping Pokecommunity from being a better place for all people that want to join in.