How NOT to become a moderator...

[Pokestick good times.]

By making your user title an autoplay sound clip.

With porno music. Whatever that would be.

 

[Spinor]

By making your signature an autoplay sound clip hidden under CSS that plays porno music

 

[Pokestick good times.]

By making your location a giant Trollface.

 

[Corvus of the Black Night]

Ripping and trolling the actual moderators for teh lulz.

wait...

 

[Pokestick good times.]

By telling Mervyn about Volteons and effectively showing off their epic skills at not being good at Pokémon.

 

[altariaking]

By asking the other staff members for drugs.

 

[mishy.]

By always having the same avatar as your favorite moderation or admin on the site.

 

[Meduza]

By banning all the people you don't like. -laughs under breathe-

 

[Pokestick good times.]

By ignoring this awesome thread for six days! D:

 

[altariaking]

By hating Cherrim, and liking Cherrim pie.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

By making references to that joke.

I totally did it on the very first reply in this thread xD;

 

[Babebraham]

By asking If you can be a mod.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

By asking not to be a mod.

 

[Palkia]

By mentioning that you've hit a post milestone on your 350th post yet you realize you've posted in Other Triva.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

By also making that mistake.

 

[altariaking]

By using smilies. Happiness will get you nowhere in life.

 

[Barney.]

By obtaining Steve's phone number and phoning him everyday just because you're "bored".

 

[A Pixy]

By posting you'll be king of the mods at any given opportunity. :U

 

[donavannj]

By claiming happiness will get you nowhere in life.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

By eating vegetables and doing your homework.