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lol you will die because a utahraptor comes and eats you XD
 
lol then i will send a pack of velocirapors now ;D feel the power of the raptors lol and not to mention some euroraptors lol
 
You will die because, one day, while skydiving, you were... well, skydiving, and you got hit by a plane that Jordan was recklessly driving, and then you fell down to the ground, and except, you didnt land on the ground, you instead landed in the ocean, and a shark ate you, but you see this shark hasnt any teeth.

So a day later, while being digested, you got crapped out, and then some old man with a gotee came down and saved you, and he croaked, and so you swam to the ocean shore and this one crab gave you this pickle, you see, and well you see this pickle was a very poisonous pickle. And so you got sick.

A week later in the hospital, while getting stabbed with all kinds of needles, you woke up and there was some old lady holding a drill bit and stuff in one hand, and a butcher knife in the other. But fortunetly for you, she started puking up bananaz, and so she died, but tradgecally the knife fell out of her hand, and it stabbed you... but this was not the cause of your death. You see, it stabbed your foot, and the doc said your foot didnt matter so they cut it off...

Then the next day you were walking about and these sk8ers came along singing "Splish Splash! Takin a bath!" and they bumped into you, and you just died.... or so they th0ught...

Anyway, you actually died because everyone thought you were dead...

...and so they will creamate ya alive =(((((((


Actually thats probably a little farfetched... it'll probably just be like... a surprise attack by Casty while you slumber or something... i dunno
 
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Okay you will die cuz a swarm monkeys come and eat your legs then you cant move so you just sit there and rot.
 
You will die when a dragon comes to life and burns you up.
 
That wierd man in yoyur sig will strangle you...
 
a giant coke bottle will roll over you and kill you dakota
 
^ an evil elephant will escape from the zoo and step on ya...^^
 
You will die because you are too pesky. ^_^
 
Dusty Pikachu said:
Jirachi will die from that mad psychotic Deoxys in her sig!
OR MAYBE THE KYOGRE!
Or, oh my, maybe the GROUDON!
DON'T KNOW DO YA!?
Lets keep it that way XD

You will die because of the excessive pink in my posts
 
PokeTrainerCarol said:
Swordkirby537 will die from 537 Kirbys appearing out of nowhere and attacking him with swords... o__o

I truly hope you don't die that way, and instead have a long nice life.

Heh, thanks. I know its just a joke. So... now I guess I have to pick a way for you to die. Uhh... you get eatin by a Meganium?

P.S. I hope you have a nice long life also.
 
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