1 - This could have been asked in Simple Questions. It's stickied at the top of this forum for all to see.
2 - Please do not bypass the 25 character limit. If you're post doesn't meet the requirement it's probably not worth posting, trivia excluded. Don't add useless exclamation marks or anything, just make your post more detailed.
3 - Meet Mr. Locko. He's the little button that says locked that kicks out Mr. Posty. Mr. Locko, meet this thread. Thread meet Mr. Locko.