I’m not even new here, but here’s my intro thread, so chat with me maybe? /)

[quilzel]

Because introduction are plain
I'm trying in vain
Not to be the same
So back up off me with that lame intro
I'm not here to get a stupid pinto.
I don't like fords
Like a bad chord
They leave a sour taste
As if I had eaten some paste.
So I've been gone for a while
And Megan's been on my dial
Wondering what happened while
I disappeared, as if I fell in the Nile.
Well college takes a lot of time
And costs a pretty dime
But I got a job now
Well more of a career
I get to hear people in my ear
I work at a call center
But it's better than getting a splinter
From working with timber
No I don't like Timburr
So just remember
That Quilava
Is better than java.
I'm a Brony
so don't be a phony
Even though I love and tolerate
I'm not afraid to obliterate.
You can call a nurse now
I've got just one verse now.
I'm back
Like a blast from the past,
I'm not here to do no hacks.
Megan can put up her axe
'Cause I've done created a thread
So I guess it's time to go bed.

Oh dear god, please don't kill me

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Oh, yes here we go, someone worthy of a rhyming battle, I've been waiting for this.

Im shiny umbreon but not the same
most people will ask me if im sane
because im at the top of the food chain
i got mad skills unlike the buffalo bills
so imma pop these pills and show you all what thrills
i don't really pop pills i just got a messed up mind
im not the average kind but i definitely ain't blind
instead im unkind to all mankind
so imma go kung fu on you
and then hit you beside the head with bamboo
so screw all you cuz im not locked up like im at a zoo
for running up to you with a pogo stick and drop kicking you
because im so quick and your so slow
that you can't even keep up with this flow
so now im on top of the plateau and your still reppin in mo?
yo, if you don't got the time for this
then i don't got no time for bliss

so i'm hot like lava, just like my homie quilava
man hell bring the heat and throw you down the main street
so you better get on your feet, cuz i aint gonna accept defeat
instead imma tweet cuz im an elite
and im gonna slam your head into the concrete
and then watch you fleet as i show this beat
but im almost done with this rhyme and im sorry for wating your tyme
but i gave you a dime so you better have some spare time
i may live in chi-town but i ain't no clown
imma throw my flag down and give you a mow down.

Anyway's I'm ShinyUmbreon I play the guitar and occasionally rap, I wasn't trying to rap I was just messing around. I hope to you to see you around on PC and hope you make a lot of friends.

 

[Meganium]

Oh my god, quil... I really loved your introduction. I really did. xD Welcome back, though! Missed ya, buddy! You better stick around here, yes! or i'll pester you like I did earlier! I'll defo be on your dial. :P

brb answering yo text

 

[Dalek_Kabu]

way way better than the old pokerap yo lol loved your intro

 

[quilzel]

I do appoligsie for taking so long to respond, but I wasn't sure how I wanted to respond, also my post count before I post this is my favorite number, another reason I didn't want to post. But I know Megan would kill me if I didn't so:

@ShinyUmreon189
https://i.imgur.com/MrWRV.jpg

@Meganium90
https://i.imgur.com/RkKrQ.jpg

@kabutosian
https://i.imgur.com/293i1.jpg

Only after you have looked at the images

Spoiler:

I hope you guys like ponies. :)

It took maybe an hour to do all three, Kabuto's took the longest, even though it was smaller and I have drawn that pose before >_> The other too turned out surprisingly well considering I have never drawn either of those poses, and very quickly too. I'm not 100% satisfied with the snout on my response to ShinyUmbreon, but Male faces are so hard to draw in Friendship is magic style....

Best response ever?

 

[Ninjasaur101]

I don't know who you are but you are a brony so you are awesome!!! Welcome back Anonymous pony!! :D

 

[quilzel]

I don't know who you are but you are a brony so you are awesome!!! Welcome back Anonymous pony!! :D

Well I have a much older account here, that I use to run around on, but I wanted a name change so I had to create this account. I got busy with school and kind of fell off the site, but I'm back. and most of the people I use to chat with aren't active. Not to mention I have changed things I am interested in too.