I am a Zombie.

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    This is a game that I thought of. Yay me.

    How to play.

    The poster above will print "I am a Zombie with..." and then finish that with a certain abnormality of the body...Or brain, whatever. Then, the next poster will post a way in which they will counter this abnormality, then post a new abnormality for the next person to counter.

    example.

    [jq]Person 1:

    I am a zombie with two extra arms

    Person 2:


    I saw off the extra arms with a chainsaw!

    I am a zombie with a brain in it's crotch

    etc.
    [/jq]

    Rules:

    1. Don't keep posting the same thing for every situation (e.g. nuke), try to be imaginative and creative with your solutions.
    2. The same rule applys for your abnormalities, don't post "lol i am a zmbobie wit a invincible sheld lololololol game=won lololololol". Be imaginative etc.
    3. If a mod posts a notice read it, acknowledge it and follow it.
    4. Follow all normal PC rules.



    Start:

    I am a zombie with no legs, but have tentacles instead, and I live in the water.

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    I iz gonna ruin the thread forever with a word so horrifying you will die:








    Nuke.













    XD
    Lolroflmao!!!!


    I is zombie with armor grown into mah skin and half a brain. XD
     
    Sounds like a really bad zombie...Better mail you to Antarctica. XD

    I iz a zombie who likes to eat vampires and has a big head. XD
     
    AH YOOZ MAH MACHETE!! *swoosh* *big head falls off*

    im a zombie with bunny ears
     
    That would have been cute! If it weren't for the rotting flesh and whatnot....XD
    I throw you out of a plane! =D

    I is a zombie who can fly!!!! With wings!
     
    I pull out my foldable bowgun and attach my new scope that I purchased at a fraction of the asking price. I look through it seek you out, out go your wings. At lightning speed and get to your position, out comes my katana and slice of your head on the descent.

    I am a zombie who can only be destroyed by tickling my frontoral lobe.
     
    yikes i did nothing and am not in the mood for ****
    im a zombie who doesnt like cookies
     
    I feed you every cookie in the world until you die.

    I am a zombie that can melt anything by just touching it.
     
    I run across a bridge, you try to follow, it melts beneath your feet and you fall into the gorge of neverending despair and darkness. 030

    I am a ten foot tall zombie with eyes in the back of my head.
     
    I jump on you from above and shoot you in the head with a stubby shotgun full of muffins :p

    I'm a zombie with uber awesome automatic shotguns as arms :D haha
     
    haha XD

    I introduce you to Edward Cullen, who promptly rips your head off and plays soccer with it XD

    I'm a zombie with high levels of smexy and a huge ego :O
     
    What're you talking about? You're not a zombie, you're just normal you. Except I dunno about the smexy part... >.>

    *slapped*

    XD

    Okai. I zap you with an ugly gun and you commit suicide.

    I'm a zombie with an apple for a head.
     
    Lol ugly gun.

    I eatz your head because an apple a day keeps the doctor away, apparently lol.

    I'm a zombie with a lifetime membership at Bunnings Warehouse (lame)
     
    i buy the Bunnings Warehouse and close it down to put an amusement park there instead.

    i am a zombie with a massive army including but not limited to the above two posters!!
     
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