I AM SO ANNOYED. DO. NOT. MAKE. ME. MAD.

[Tater Tot]

I'm still walking this FREAKING STUPID ANNOYING EEVEE. IT. WON'T. EVOLVE. I JUST KEEP WALKING. AND WALKING. AND WALKING AND WALKING AND WALKING AND IT WON'T EVOLVE IT'S SO ANNOYING. I'M SO TIRED OF WALKING IT AROUND AND GOING BACK AND FORTH WALKING IN NATIONAL PARK AND SEEING IF IT'S ANY HAPPIER FROM THE CREEPY POKEMON WHISPERER LADY AND GIVING IT APRIJUICES AND TRYING TO FIND APRICORNS AND GIVING IT HAIRCUTS. I WANT TO GET BACK TO THE GAME. DD< THIS. EEVEE. CAN. KISS. MY. BUTT. IT CAN ROT. IN A TRASH BIN. IT'S STUPID LITTLE ANNOYING GREEDY UNHAPPY FACE CAN BE TORN TO PIECES AND I WILL LAUGH AS THE BLOOD SPEWS OUT OF HIS NECK. It can DIE. HE'S SUCH A PAIN IN THE A- gtg giving Eevee a haircut.

 

[Ayano Hana]

...Have you tried leveling up your Eevee once after you've got it's happiness high enough? Without doing that, it won't evolve, iirc.

 

[Captain Fabio]

tl;dr

Get a life, plz.

 

[Tater Tot]

...I'm an idiot. :[

 

[Tyrantrum]

I don't like you anymore; how could you say that about EEVEE?! D':